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In the holiday spirit... (startrek.website)

What's with the Stone Cold Salutes?

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[-] drislands@lemmy.world 26 points 11 months ago

AI generated, if anyone is wondering.

[-] jawa21@startrek.website 11 points 11 months ago

If anyone out there was actually wondering after seeing that child's knuckles, they need help.

[-] Sabre363@sh.itjust.works 14 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Enjoy that moment kid, it's all downhill from there.

[-] RustyShackleford@literature.cafe 21 points 11 months ago

No kidding, childhood is the free trial for life.

[-] KpntAutismus@lemmy.world 19 points 11 months ago

mostly, but having bad parents is like getting thrown into hardcore mode without ever playing the game before

[-] Aurenkin@aussie.zone 0 points 11 months ago

It's fun because you get to spend early adulthood patching yourself up enough to pass for a functional human being then later in life you get to have the fun of all the duct tape you used to hold yourself together coming loose before you're forced to confront the actual issues and heal properly (if you're lucky).

Or so I've heard.

[-] recarsion@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

But you can't opt out after the free trial ends and if you got bad RNG or messed up you get to take the L for 80 years.

[-] lowleveldata@programming.dev 9 points 11 months ago

Do the kids care about Santa being real or not? I was mainly in for the gifts AFAI recall.

My mom never let me believe in Santa, and as a child I thought it was very surreal how all the kids in pre k and kindergarten were talking about it. I remember kids like actually crying and bawling their eyes out when they learned about it and I'm really glad I wasn't subjected to that.

A lot of kids do care.

[-] Risk@feddit.uk 4 points 11 months ago

Depends whether you're parents/family have made the magic of Christmas or the presents the focus. My kids certainly would care; I did too.

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