this post was submitted on 21 Dec 2023
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Ahoy, me buckos! Welcome to Bikini Bottom Twitter! Your digital reef for the latest salty gossip and treasure tales! And while you're at it, be sure to drop by the Krusty Krab for a delicious Krabby Patty so I can get yer mon- err I mean, 'cause they're the best treat under the sea!

Rule 1 - This is Bikini Bottom Twitter, all posts should be Spongebob related in "(Old-School) Twitter-like" form

Rule 2 - Political posts, as long as it follows rule 1, will be permitted, so long as you behave yourselves.

Bikini Bottom Municipal Code §33-07: Anti-Tankie Ordinance Residents are prohibited from circulating tankie ideology or other authoritarian propaganda on Bikini Bottom Twitter. Offenders will be permanently banned from BPT by the BBPD faster than Plankton is ejected from The Krusty Krab.

Rule 3 - Please no reposts within the last couple days, at least

Rule 4 - All posts should be at least above a "Squirdward-krusty-krab-shift" level of effort

Rule 5 - Be chill, be a Patrick not a squidward.

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[–] Deceptichum@kbin.social 29 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I’d love to have someone that wants to play. Getting older sucks.

[–] Emi621@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 2 years ago

Same, and even if you find someone willing to chat it's so hard to find someone you click with. Or they on other side of the world.

[–] devdad@programming.dev 3 points 2 years ago

What platform you on?

[–] helpmyusernamewontfi@lemmy.today 22 points 2 years ago (1 children)

its annoying, but still a little heart warming you gotta admit.

[–] Speculater@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I have a random Rocket League friend like that that added me randomly. He's a nice guy, but I can't login to just chill without feeling like a jerk.

[–] uranibaba@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

I have steam always show me as offline when i start it. I just want to relax without that jerk feeling.

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That's literally why "appear offline" mode exists. You avoid potentially hurting someone's feelings, while maintaining plausible deniability!

[–] Snowpix@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 years ago

Somehow my friend seems to know when I hop on Discord, even though I'm set to offline... he must be psychic lmao

[–] 6mementomori@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

i am that person lol

Hey man gonna solo tonight. (Insert funny joke or insult if appropriate.)