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[-] WhereGrapesMayRule@lemmy.world 30 points 10 months ago

You didn't specify they be consecutive minutes. The genie allows them all to walk for one minute, takes it away, then transports them all to your location and tells them what you did before enabling them to walk again for another four minutes. Millions of people then proceed to trample your broken body.

[-] spacesweedkid27@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago

Me irl when somebody threatens Striker: 🥰

[-] STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world -3 points 10 months ago

Bruh. All you had to do was post anything else but foot fetish memes.

[-] spacesweedkid27@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

I dislike you for much more reasons now 🥰

[-] Kalothar@lemmy.ca 2 points 10 months ago

Presumably, I get two more wishes.

So you know, id just wish them to the core of the sun after that. Sorry my boys. No murdering me allowed.

[-] WhereGrapesMayRule@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

You don't get the other wishes until the first has been granted, which doesn't end until they finish their little tap dance

[-] superduperenigma@lemmy.world 17 points 10 months ago

Gotta make it longer than that. By the time 5 minutes is up they won't even be sure if it's real or not.

Give em a few years, just enough time that they're convinced it's permanent. Just enough time that their experience with paralysis seems like a fully separate part of their life, a distant dream. Just enough time that they start going most days without even thinking about the fact that they weren't able to walk at one point.

Then pull the rug out from under them.

[-] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

11 minutes. So it can be made into two story episodes.

[-] Sphyx1D@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Mostly cause I love Shoebill Storks!

[-] RavuAlHemio@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

The Boaty McBoatface of the bird world.

[-] sagrotan@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

It'll give you the shoe bill in a minute...

[-] SuckMyWang@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Go one better and let the people who can walk only walk for 5 minutes

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