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[–] sndmn@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Who are you going to believe? Trump's team or Bob Woodward?

[–] glitch1985@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Without knowing anything at all about Bob Woodward? Definitely him.

[–] Syldon@feddit.uk 4 points 2 years ago

What is the chance that Trump's team could actually tell the truth?

[–] CADmonkey@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

I've always assumed he smelled like necrotic fat guy.

[–] MushuChupacabra@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

What's smelly Donald Trump's problem this time?

[–] groupofcrows@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] sndmn@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Pig Pen doesn't deserve that kind of insult.

[–] groupofcrows@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 years ago

President Stinky

[–] TheJims@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Stinky Trump 2024 Make Aroma Great Again

[–] dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

I'm the smellist person I know believe me!

[–] projectsquared@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

People are saying…

[–] cabron_offsets@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Greasy fat fuck.

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago

Base better do their research on this one.

[–] No1@aussie.zone 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)
[–] bomberesque1@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

In other news: Trump is a poo poo head

[–] Ulrich_the_Old@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 years ago

I am hoping the smell is a symptom of a serious fatal health condition.

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