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[-] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 178 points 1 year ago

What does he smell like?

Depends.

[-] furzegulo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 1 year ago

like a five penny fascist

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[-] MajesticSloth@lemmy.world 159 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Gotta love the Streisand effect on display. Wouldn't have known he smells if they hadn't "fired back."

[-] TurboDiesel@lemmy.world 81 points 1 year ago

Are you sure about that? Because every picture I see of the seditious fuck makes him look like he smells of hamberder grease and dirty adult diapers.

[-] NounsAndWords@lemmy.world 38 points 1 year ago

Apparently the smell is body odor and makeup....which makes sense

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[-] Supervisor194@lemmy.world 152 points 1 year ago

“Adam Kinzinger farted on live TV and is an unemployed fraud,” the spokesperson said in a statement provided to The Independent.

This is the official response. You'd best start believing in Idiocracy, you're in one.

[-] khannie@lemmy.world 29 points 1 year ago

Can I at least get some electrolytes please.

[-] dvlsg@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago

Welcome to Costco, I love you!

[-] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 11 points 1 year ago

It's what plants crave!

[-] MotoAsh@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

Why do we allow these morons to make a mockery of society?

Shit.

I know shit's bad right now...

[-] Drusas@kbin.social 9 points 1 year ago

When I first saw Idiocracy when it was perhaps a year or three old, I thought it was stupid. I loved the premise but thought the movie was stupid and too exaggerated. That it would be funnier if it were less over the top.

I admit that I was wrong about it being exaggerated. But I was right that it would be funnier otherwise because it wouldn't have been so prescient.

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This is incredible:

When reached for comment about the accusation, a spokesperson for Mr Trump returned the insult to Mr Kinzinger.

“Adam Kinzinger farted on live TV and is an unemployed fraud,” the spokesperson said in a statement provided to The Independent.

“He has disgraced his country and disrespects everyone around him because he is a sad individual who is mad about how his miserable life has turned out.”

Kinzinger just gave us a masterclass on how to troll Trump. Not only is this a “no, YOU smell bad!” Kindergarten-level retort, but it’s also just an ad-hominem attack on Kinzinger from Trump’s lawyers, and it’s pointedly NOT a refutation. They know it’s true, and they know it’s trivially provable. And I feel pretty certain Trump has been screaming at them to sue for slander or whatever, and the lawyers are probably like “nope. You do smell. We will lose. It won’t be close.” I genuinely hope it drives him to distraction. And I hope it comes up in the debates. I hope the Democratic nominee (I know, almost certainly Biden, but a guy can hope) visibly reacts to Trump coming near them with visible, uncontrollable disgust. I hope news orgs take this and run with it like a dog with a bone. I want EVERYONE in the Republican sphere to constantly be talking about how godawful Trump smells.

[-] Tosti@feddit.nl 25 points 1 year ago

Not a refutation... Excellent.
This really is the dumbest timeline isn't it?

[-] Witchfire@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

You know they won't because the media is owned by right wingers

[-] Lophostemon@aussie.zone 54 points 1 year ago

Melania always seemed to have a look on her face like someone just farted. I now know why.

[-] jonne@infosec.pub 14 points 1 year ago

Would be hilarious if there was a whole bank of Melania photos where she's smiling from ear to ear when she's not around him.

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[-] Drusas@kbin.social 48 points 1 year ago

He's an old fat guy with a poor diet, of course he smells.

I don't really care if he smells, but I think it's really funny that they care that somebody said it.

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[-] YeetPics@mander.xyz 45 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Jingle bells

trump smells like shit

That is all.

[-] rosymind@leminal.space 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Ok, now I have to take a crack at it.

Jingle bells,

Donald Trump smells,

Pro-se-cute him all the way!

Oh, whata time

It is to live!

Let's li-ti-gate all he has to say!

Hey!

Can anyone else improve this?

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[-] Tremble@sh.itjust.works 43 points 1 year ago

Now this might actually get his base riled up.

But if the campaign said he doesn’t, he definitely smells.

[-] originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com 35 points 1 year ago

how fucked in the head do you have to be to married to this giant human-sized piece of feces

[-] Lophostemon@aussie.zone 44 points 1 year ago

Greed is the oldest aphrodisiac.

[-] Hyperreality@kbin.social 31 points 1 year ago
[-] TigrisMorte@kbin.social 9 points 1 year ago

They should check out the Economy in Slovakia so they'll understand her motivation.

[-] Buck@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

Slovenia, and they're not that poor.

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[-] hOrni@lemmy.world 32 points 1 year ago

It's not hard to believe. He did once enter Air Force One with toilet paper stuck to his shoe.

[-] ChunkMcHorkle@lemmy.world 39 points 1 year ago* (last edited 7 months ago)
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[-] WashedOver@lemmy.ca 31 points 1 year ago

In some ways it makes sense for someone so full of shit he must be overflowing with it.

[-] fsxylo@sh.itjust.works 29 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I never heard anyone talk about Trump's smell until seeing this so a. You know he smells. And b. Now I do, too.

[-] rebelsimile@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 year ago

You know he smells like old mayo and ass.

[-] creamed_eels@toast.ooo 20 points 1 year ago

Trump’s professional, adult lawyers: “No u”

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[-] slurpeesoforion@startrek.website 19 points 1 year ago

Are we sure it's not some power move from his art of the deal? Like he intentionally smells so people are desperate to get out of the room?

[-] el_hache@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

Aah the ole Yu-Gi-Oh tournament strategy I see.

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[-] Pratai@lemmy.ca 18 points 1 year ago

Make America Gag Again.

[-] theodewere@kbin.social 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

so he's full of shit, and he smells like it.. it only makes sense..

[-] Nolegjoe@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

The state of American politics

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[-] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 14 points 1 year ago

Comon guys, don't be so mean.

He just forgot to change his diaper that one time!

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[-] qwertyqwertyqwerty@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

I’m beginning to think he uses the bronzer to protect his skin with an extra layer.

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[-] NounsAndWords@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

What a Stinker!

[-] Got_Bent@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

Jingle bells

Donald smells

Eric did a line

Melania holds her nose

And Rudy got a fine

[-] doublejay1999@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Can I just summarise where we are, as we close 2023 ?

“You smell” “Do not” “Do so”” “Do not”

With a media and leadership like this, the only hope is nice fat meteor from the cosmos .

[-] sndmn@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 year ago

Who are you going to believe? Trump's team or Bob Woodward?

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[-] PeckerBrown@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Shit stinks. Next story?

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