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That chicken is just so… testicular
Keep him on the toilet
It looks like mixing baby food with uncooked meat.
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Is that chicken even cooked? 🤢
Steamed or boiled... probably...
That chicken is so raw that 22 states want that man in prison.
Might we consider what quality of man? Picked up at the Walmart
By the ball sack? Cuz that's the only thing I can assume is in the top left corner of that plate
This is how you keep a man on the toilet shitting blood after he gets Salmonella
Once again, I'm glad that I do most of the cooking...
Great Value dinner
Uhhh, the picture seems like out of this world and at the same time the corn thingy reminds me garmonbozia
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On the toilet.
What is that?
Chicken drumsticks (without skin), mac and cheese mixed with shells and cheese, plus canned corn.
Nothing fancy but this wouldn't look so horrific with some not-awful lighting. It's a terrible picture of some pretty typical food.
...in which country, though?
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Please see doctor if this is how you have been treating your poor body
Other comments bash on it, but I think I would have it as long as the chicken in indeed boiled and not raw.
I mean it doesn't look too good overall, but the pasta seems nice and boiled chicken is probably pretty tasteless so easy to eat. The corn might be the problem because it's hard to eat and the mouth feel might be funny.
And it would be free and prepared "ready" so that's nice. :)
this post was submitted on 27 Dec 2023
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