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[-] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 113 points 10 months ago

My favorite. Partially digested cafeteria food.

[-] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 98 points 10 months ago

No seriously somebody fucking explain that chicken to me. That doesn't even look raw? I don't get it at all? What the fuck did she do to it!

I need some serious fucking answers.

[-] Bristlecone@lemmy.world 111 points 10 months ago
[-] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 42 points 10 months ago

Omfg that's it.

[-] Mirshe@lemmy.world 33 points 10 months ago

Definitely boiled, looks identical to the chicken my coworker brought in once. She boiled every piece of meat within an inch of its life because she didn't know how to prepare it otherwise.

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[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 19 points 10 months ago
[-] Decoy321@lemmy.world 24 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Steaming chicken is the most boring way to cook chicken. The only way eastern cultures pull it off is with heavy use of seasonings and sauce.

This looks like someone shoved a pepper grinder under their nose and sneezed onto this chicken.

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[-] Ookami38@sh.itjust.works 15 points 10 months ago

Looks boiled to temp and covered with pepper. So you'll have bland, rubbery chicken with a bit of pepper and no flavor from browning.

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[-] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 75 points 10 months ago

The plate is the tastiest-looking thing in this photo.

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 25 points 10 months ago

And it looks disgusting

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[-] jupyter_rain@discuss.tchncs.de 73 points 10 months ago

Keep him because he will be too weak to run?

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[-] db2@lemmy.world 58 points 10 months ago
[-] Famko@lemmy.world 56 points 10 months ago

Do you keep him in prison?

[-] Funkytom467@lemmy.world 17 points 10 months ago
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[-] independantiste@sh.itjust.works 45 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)
[-] AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world 49 points 10 months ago

This looks 10x better than the OP

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[-] Funkytom467@lemmy.world 28 points 10 months ago

At least here the chicken isn't RAW

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[-] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 20 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

That looks like it at least might have one or two spices on it besides pepper

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[-] Ookami38@sh.itjust.works 20 points 10 months ago

At least it has some color lol

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[-] FunkyMonk@kbin.social 40 points 10 months ago

yep that would give me the shits. nice post. keep em on the toilet, queen.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 19 points 10 months ago

He cant cheat if he cant leave the dunny

[-] Huschke@lemmy.world 39 points 10 months ago

... sick so he can't leave you.

[-] curiousaur@reddthat.com 36 points 10 months ago

That looks so disgusting. I can't even.

[-] BustinJiber@lemmy.world 33 points 10 months ago

If "a man" puked in there - would we be able to tell the difference?

[-] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 10 months ago

I think that she feeds her "man" the same way penguins feed their chicks.

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[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 32 points 10 months ago

How to keep a man ...... away

[-] robocall@lemmy.world 29 points 10 months ago

This man's shits are as runny as his cream corn

[-] MataVatnik@lemmy.world 28 points 10 months ago

The meal of a 1970s serial killer

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 38 points 10 months ago

That killer's cereal:

[-] Fizz@lemmy.nz 27 points 10 months ago
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[-] Furbag@lemmy.world 23 points 10 months ago

Raw chicken, maybe it's been boiled if we're being extremely generous.

Two different kinds of boxed macaroni and cheese.

Canned creamed corn, likely cold or lukewarm at best.

I'd maybe eat the mac, but since it's touching a biohazard, probably not a good idea.

[-] 0Xero0@lemmy.world 22 points 10 months ago

why does it look like vomit with someone's ball sack?

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[-] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 21 points 10 months ago

Mmm, boiled(?) chicken legs and yellow slop. My favorite.

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[-] DonkeyShot@lemmy.world 20 points 10 months ago

How to keep a man: cut off his scrotum, put it on a plate and have him eat it with maccaroni and corn? 😨

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[-] over_clox@lemmy.world 19 points 10 months ago

Hi, is this meal available in bulk?

[-] thawed_caveman@lemmy.world 19 points 10 months ago
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[-] FauxPseudo@lemmy.world 19 points 10 months ago

The Hague would like to know their location.

[-] PeterPoopshit@lemmy.world 17 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Wow I can't wait to projectile diarrhea that into the toilet 8 hours later.

[-] skyspydude1@lemmy.world 16 points 10 months ago

8 hours? Look at Mr. Iron Gut over here.

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[-] WeeSheep@lemmy.world 17 points 10 months ago

I showed this to my husband and asked him if he would like this. Turns out rice with sides of raw chicken and apple sauce get a shudder and gag.

[-] TheBlue22@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 10 months ago

Id rather eat drywall then look at this honestly

[-] Dio@lemy.lol 16 points 10 months ago

Well. You tried.

[-] Mandy@sh.itjust.works 15 points 10 months ago
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[-] Toes@ani.social 14 points 10 months ago

Raw chicken and vomit, wow

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