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[-] sighofannoyance@lemmy.world 26 points 10 months ago

Here I was thinking this was a scheme to prep me for gambling addiction and one armed bandits.

[-] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

That's what Chuck E. Cheese is for.

[-] snooggums@kbin.social 4 points 10 months ago

They had those as well, actual toy slot machines.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

The slots were where you put a quarter, and the gambling was you might get a tiny pair of handcuffs or a couple of those dinosaur foam pills; you didn't know which.

[-] sighofannoyance@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago
[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 21 points 10 months ago

My biggest complaints are the endless prompts from stupid things like donations, the fact that there is no standardization, and that at Walmart in particular, they will have 20 of them and 6 are open.

[-] LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 10 months ago

What annoys me at Walmart and Target is how the employees are ordered to chat you up in the most phony tone possible as an obvious anti-theft measure.

The one thing self checkouts have going for them is that I don't have to talk to a person, and they've taken even that from me.

"Have you heard about our five-star service?" Look, five-star service at Walmart is when no one talks to me.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

I know a lot of them are ordered to do it by their bosses, and I feel bad for them, but the way employees can help me find anything is when I ask them to do so. Otherwise it isn't help, it's just an annoyance. As I have a teenager, I have to take her to the mall sometimes and those stores are the worst at it. Sometimes the salespeople will follow you around the store trying to "help" you. And I don't think they believe it's because either of us are going to steal anything.

[-] LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 10 months ago

Some of those mall stores are the worst! I've noticed the same thing when shopping with my teenage nibling and nephew. They don't even let you think or consider a purchase.

It's also the number one reason I've stopped buying gifts at Bath and Bodyworks. If I could just look around freely, I'd be able to make a decision, but swooping down like a vulture only creates confusion and makes me shut down and leave.

[-] Fiivemacs@lemmy.ca 2 points 10 months ago

I literally ignore them. I Don't look at them or address them. I treat them like the majority treat the homeless...hell I give homeless folks more attention then any stranger trying to talk to me.

[-] Toes@ani.social 4 points 10 months ago

"oh my that's a lot of soda you have there, do you need help scanning it all?"

[-] LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 10 months ago

"No, I was planning to steal it. Can you help me with that?"

[-] snooggums@kbin.social 4 points 10 months ago

I now have a habit of giving as firm NO to anyone who seems like a staff member trying to 'help' me at checkout or those kiosks in the bulk type stores.

One of these days I'm going to do that out of habit when I do want help and will feel like an ass. Worth the risk though.

[-] LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 10 months ago

The only time I need actual help is when an item is kept behind lock and key. Otherwise, even when I do need help they're not very helpful and unable to provide any information that's not easily accessible from their web site.

[-] zoostation@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

I've been through Target self checkout at least 100 times and I've never seen that. That's horrible.

[-] LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 10 months ago

Well, the five-star service shtick is a Walmart exclusive, but I definitely get staff at Target who are inappropriately "helpful."

I can't really blame the workers since I'm sure they're ordered to do that.

[-] Fiivemacs@lemmy.ca 1 points 10 months ago

Sir, can I see your receipt before you leave. Our corporation thinks you're a dirtybfucking thief and we can't be bothered to prove it or look at our own damn receipts so give us yours while we detain you - companies that don't give two shits

[-] Toes@ani.social 7 points 10 months ago

Or how they prompt you to sign up for a credit card and ask if you want the receipt as a sms.

I wonder if they will get the idea to show you a small video before you can checkout.

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 11 points 10 months ago

Stop that Stop that right now. I don't need more fuckin ads

[-] prime_number_314159@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

At the Walmart near me, there's a whole set of checkout terminals intended for only a few items, but except for the absolute busiest times, they'll put carts to block them off, including the ones in the regular self checkout area. There's a line, but they physically remove access to some perfectly functional terminals just because.

[-] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 10 months ago

Maybe it's because they still need someone to watch over the self checkout terminals, in case someone tries to scam the machine or needs an id check for alcohol or makes a mistake and needs to undo a step etc.

[-] SariEverna@lemmy.ca 7 points 10 months ago

If only. If only self scan was the only way this came up in my life I would be so much happier.

[-] zewu@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago
[-] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Our rich spoiled cousin had one. We only had fun toys to play with when we visited his house. Then when he turned 16 his dad bought him a new big red truck. I'm a girl and had to join the Army and bought my first car with my own hard-earned money when I was 24 years old. /tangent /memories /venting

[-] gnate@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

What's next? Taking our own cars into the parking garage?

[-] Lev_Astov@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Or worse... maybe they expect us to go down to the local warehouse and pick the items we want to buy off the shelves ourselves instead of having them delivered. Ugh.

[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 10 months ago

First out-loud laugh of the day.

[-] Lemjukes@lemm.ee 1 points 10 months ago

Absolutely from the era of ‘training you to be a good checkout monkey store clerk’ and pre ‘we already eliminated those jobs for the sake of profits’ era.

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