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Checks out (lemmy.ml)
submitted 10 months ago by yogthos@lemmy.ml to c/funny@lemmy.ml
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[-] maquise@ttrpg.network 11 points 10 months ago

Eh, just put them outside.

[-] AbsolutelyNotNick@lemmy.ca 6 points 10 months ago

Walk the plank!

[-] Sabre363@sh.itjust.works 10 points 10 months ago

As a species with a relatively impressive ability to engineer things, we can almost certainly find a way to make guillotines work without gravity. I propose the use of of rockets as a form of karmic irony.

[-] Klicnik@sh.itjust.works 8 points 10 months ago

A woodsplitter is basically a hydraulic guillotine.

[-] DharmaCurious@startrek.website 5 points 10 months ago

Electromagnets would work nicely.

[-] CommieCretzl@hexbear.net 5 points 10 months ago

Rocket powered guillotine

[-] kozy138@lemm.ee 3 points 10 months ago

Put their head into the hydraulic press from the YouTube channel. I bet Elon's head would get billions of likes overnight.

[-] D61@hexbear.net 3 points 10 months ago

Guess we're just gonna have sharpen fan blades then.

[-] HenryWong327@lemmy.ml 3 points 10 months ago

Something kinda in the same vein, in the book series Red Rising, hanging people on Mars is ineffective because of the low gravity (not enough force to snap the neck), so someone has to go up and pull on the legs of the executed person to kill them.

[-] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 2 points 10 months ago

Someone needs to invent the rocket guillotine, ASAP

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