Then you have a kid and you spend the rest of your life
this post was submitted on 29 Dec 2023
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If kids are creme pies, and kids grow up to be adults, then we are all creampies.
You sure are there, squirt.
HAH
I'm lab grown
Ooh let's come up with a nickname for your kind... you're a test tube baby, so a tuber 🥔🍠 (potato emojis)
or
You! Tuber!
It's an awkward scary part of our life. Fierce competition. Won by pure luck.
Not long after our first breath of air we start regretting our life choices.
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Socially acceptable, How about this song from the classy 1920s:
"Oh I got nipples on my titties the size of my thumb
I got sumthin' between my legs that'll make a man cum"
I don't remember the last rest of the lyrics but damn what a banger
You left out the part of the lyrics where the man is dead.
Well, not anymore
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sang by Nicky Minaj
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Depends on your social circles I guess.
Name a social circle where you can use language like in the first example, and it's acceptable.
Furry Discord servers
I'm learning a lot today
Cums with the territory.
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Friends who are OK talking about and don't shame you about sex. Also friends who have a sense of fucking humor.
this one
Well you got me there
I know several people in the kink community who would congratulate and be enthusiastically happy for someone who said the first, but would only politely say "congrats" to the second.
A BDSM munch comes to mind.
I'm ok with not knowing what that is. I'll take your word for it.
A munch is a non-sexual social gathering of kinky people with food.
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yes that's what euphemisms are for
You can say anything you want to anyone, but there's usually a better way to say it.
I just like that someone is getting laid every night and that is part of their best life. In fact, I assumed the hot messy creampie woman is managing her fertility as she sees fit.
Also jizz is totally a drug. Dopemine, I think.
And yet the doctor tells me I have to stop snorting jizz because it's "bad for my lungs". Like, ok narc smh
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I love when this post/thought pops up because it just outs people who have no idea how pregnancy works.
For real. Is the stork just chopped liver?
"people", in this instance, are evidently you, which is ironically why we need more than half-assed sex ed
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My wife got pregnant on our first try. Yes, I am that potent.
We live in a susiety.
And when they do get pregnant I'm the asshole for saying "congratulations on your successful ejaculation!"
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