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submitted 11 months ago by httpjames@sh.itjust.works to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

I've always been curious as to what "normal" people think programming is like. The wildest theory I've heard is "typing ones and zeroes" (I'm a software engineer)

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[-] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 12 points 11 months ago

What about us who are not in the IT industry but our job is being programmers (I'm an actuarie, on the insurance industry, and I spend 90% of my time programming scripts on python and SQL)

[-] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 6 points 11 months ago

Doesn’t count. Move along.

/s

[-] Even_Adder@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 11 months ago
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[-] nycvin@kbin.social 10 points 11 months ago

Enhance...
Enhance...
Enhance...

[-] itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml 9 points 11 months ago

Its like that movie Swordfish

[-] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 9 points 11 months ago

Well, I'm not really the truly blind here, I used to do some BASIC back in the eighties. Just introductory level shit, though. I'm talking a course taken over a summer for "gifted" kids, not even an actual full on course at a serious level. And I wasn't very good at it lol

But, I still have no clue what modern languages are like, or how they're used professionally. I've always assumed, you guys are busy entering lines of code, then compiling and testing, then punching things because you have to go back and fuck ~~up~~ with the code again.

I figure there may be ways to streamline the coding itself, maybe chunks of prefab that can be copy/pasted, or whatever.

Other than that, I suppose there's lots of coffee, coke and/or meth, and a lot of waifu pillows.

[-] Shdwdrgn@mander.xyz 10 points 11 months ago

Imagine this... line numbers are no longer a thing. 😆 Yeah I learned programming in the 80's as well, the Sinclair ZX81 was my first computer. These days a large number of languages, both compiled and parsed, are based around C so it's pretty easy to jump around a lot.

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[-] monsterlynn@kbin.social 9 points 11 months ago

@httpjames Back in the day I liked to dabble in Linux, and I always liked the IT people in the larger firms I worked at so I imagine it's understanding basics of code, and then a lot of googling for fixes to problems people have already dealt with, composting code with templates and tweaking it to work with the specifics of the job at hand and then taking credit for saving everything because people are dumb.

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[-] sansrealname@lemmy.ml 8 points 11 months ago

I'm not in IT and I'm a programmer / software engineer. I don't get why people always equate the two.

[-] FerbFletcher@lemmy.ml 5 points 11 months ago

IT has different meaning in different contexts. I'm a programmer, so at work IT usually means tech support. But i've seen some job places, including my company's corporate site, include programming as part of IT. Kind of makes sense, because I'm using technology to process information

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[-] MxM111@kbin.social 8 points 11 months ago

It is like writing Mathematica code, only much simpler.

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[-] tim-clark@kbin.social 6 points 11 months ago

These two phrases primarily "works as designed/expected" and "works on my machine"

[-] gramie@lemmy.ca 6 points 11 months ago

Some people don't think it be like it is, but it do.

[-] JPSound@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

It's straight up magic gibberish to me. I'm a decently bright dude and have a highly technical job in a different field, but goddamn, that shit makes no sense to me. I am, however, very grateful for the enchanters and wizards in the art of digital tongue, for without them, I my be forced to sit in silence with my own thoughts rubbing two rocks together in a tree.

[-] dutchkimble@lemy.lol 6 points 11 months ago

Putting text in green font colour on a terminal. During crunch time, blowjobs help finish the programming within a minute. If you're an expert, you don't actually type code, you become one with the CRT screen and gaze deep into the pixels, while your hands create code automatically at a super fast pace. Sometimes you stop for a sip of a carbonated beverage.

[-] etchinghillside@reddthat.com 6 points 11 months ago

Saved for later – someone remind me to check back in on this in a day or two.

[-] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 12 points 11 months ago

Hey, check back in on this in a day or two.

Sorry. I'm a dad. It had to be done. I'm not proud of myself

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[-] ada@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 11 months ago

The realisation of what my career would be like if I programmed professionally is why I don't have a career in IT :P

[-] Klanky@sopuli.xyz 5 points 11 months ago
[-] Coasting0942@reddthat.com 4 points 11 months ago

Actual programming is punished by your boss, the IP lawyer, and the customer.

Backup backup backup. If anything breaks rollback till it works again.

Implement machine learning for the business process. You can afford you one raspberry pi.

[-] TacoButtPlug@sh.itjust.works 4 points 11 months ago
[-] httpjames@sh.itjust.works 5 points 11 months ago

Waiting for code to compile and deploy is a productivity killer, but it gives me short breaks

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[-] TootSweet@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Only if you're writing code that someone else wants you to write in a language you hate because your paycheck depends on it. As a side gig for your own pleasure with roughly total autonomy, it can be very fulfilling.

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