edit: finally at the computer and able to NSFW tag this sorry guys bowling is explicit these days!
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
It's nice to meet another great humanitarian. People don't realise the sacrifices we make in order to safeguard the public from accidental masturbators.
And with this comment, I feel like Lemmy is finally starting to surpass Reddit
Pretty sure this copypasta was used on reddit too!
This copypasta is ancient
The longer I stare at this, the more W becomes TF.
That's why the bowling alley doesn't show these screens too long. You'll be F-ing the what.
why's there a dog
This is fantastic & I love it, but having looked at this at work, I have say tag this as NSFW next time please. Lol.
You don't bowl at work? I'm sorry.
If it's not safe for work then how can there be staff working at the bowling alley, hmm?
Right?
I'm sorry too, friend.
Looks like the screen for a split
source?
i need to know where the fence and grass background was taken from
Sorry no fucking clue
Is there a blue m&m eating yellows ass?
yea it's got face
I don't get the joke.
Here in the US, most bowling places have TV screens that show your score during the game. When something fun happens like a strike, spare, turkey, or split the TV screens play corny computer animations that look like this.
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