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[-] LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.dbzer0.com 44 points 10 months ago

Normalize being a silly little guy, living on your face

[-] Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 50 points 10 months ago
[-] Pharmacokinetics@lemmy.world 17 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Ambient Occlusionize being a silly little guy, living on your face.

[-] CheesyFox@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago
[-] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 36 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Are these the ones that explode because they have no anus

[-] Slotos@feddit.nl 13 points 10 months ago

The don’t and they do.

Some myths are just clingier than a tick embedded in a hair follicle.

[-] chumbalumber@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 10 months ago

👉👈🐛

[-] scytale@lemm.ee 18 points 10 months ago

It's even doing the uwu hands.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 18 points 10 months ago

Dude looks like he's trying to sell me a used lemon.

Friendly reminder that the demodex in this picture is dead, and the process of getting this picture is probably what killed him

[-] Nerorero@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 10 months ago
[-] x4740N@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago

So do we commit genocide every time we wash our face

[-] androogee@midwest.social 13 points 10 months ago
[-] TheBat@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Nanites, courtesy of Ray Palmer!

[-] psmgx@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

NANOMACHINES, SON

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[-] moistclump@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago

I love Dex with my whole heart.

[-] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

well that must be the baseline of loneliness because people are still lonely even with millions of those all over their faces

[-] THE_ANON@lemmy.ml 9 points 10 months ago

And they mate and poop too on ur eyelids

[-] GeoGio7@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago

At least someone's getting some. Hell I'm even constipated

[-] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

Why does he have so many body parts? What is the purpose of all those body parts when he is so smol?

[-] BloodSlut@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago
[-] nifty@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

And if they’re on your boobs, then you’re bosom buddies. Yaay!

[-] RagingRobot@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

If you zoom in more does he have mites living on his face too?

[-] general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 3 points 10 months ago

Not mites but bacteria.

[-] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 10 months ago

So how long does my buddy live? Something tells me I get a new set of friends every morning when I wake.

Well this one was likely killed by the process of taking this picture

[-] spaghetti_carbanana@krabb.org 2 points 10 months ago

Cool, cool, cool

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