I don't know why, but it's always surreal to find out that webcomics I stopped reading 15 years ago still exist. Lots of things exist when I'm not looking at them. I don't know why my brain snags on this one.

Sluggy Freelance is still going, Christ. It took me like a year and a half to catch up to current way back in 2004, I can't imagine the struggle now.

In a series of small fires

Well now my wish is redundant, so... I dunno, a nice meal first?

Oh fuck yeah, spread it

Lich, I said what I said
I'd rather be immortal than dead

This is only a reenactment

Excuse me I showed you my plan to remove your reproductive rights via insane judicial activism, pls respond

Why do people act like Trump supporters are even tangentially connected to reality? They're not.

If they want to do some awful thing, and the reason doesn't exist, they'll make up a reason. They'll shoot up a pizza restaurant over a basement that doesn't exist. They'll storm the capital to deny the reality of an election. They do not give a fuck about reality.

They are already doing every single awful thing they want to do. Refusing to resist them because they might continue to be the exact same people they already are is so fucking stupid and infuriating.

Lmao they absolutely do not.

Drain the swamp

Trump fills the swamp, swims in the swamp, fucks every alligator in the swamp.

Build a wall and make Mexico pay for it

Fucks up the wall, charges taxpayers.

Taxation is theft

Trump increases taxes on the middle class, lowers his own taxes.

They're just too fuckin brainwashed to notice who's actually fucking them. Talk to most Republicans for ten minutes and they want the things that progressive policy actually supports.

They've just been told that Mexicans and Muslims and black folks are what is standing between them and what they want. Definitely not the billionaires, they just want prosperity for everyone.

I'm not even a vegetarian and I've heard way more fellow meat eaters fucking constantly bitching about vegans than I've ever heard vegans being annoying about it.

Just feels like whiny baby bullshit honestly.

Actively trying to lobotomize myself so I can play Obra Dinn for the first time again