Reminder: If you encounter The Slime it may mean that ovulation is imminent. Be very very careful if you use barrier birth control. https://www.plannedparenthood.org/learn/birth-control/fertility-awareness/whats-cervical-mucus-method-fams
I'm afraid to ask
Yeah, I remember my first girlfriend having to explain to me the concept of occasional discharge. Bonus: Apparently it is slightly acidic and thus tends to ruin underwear, especially the slightly sexier, black kind because there's less cloth material and black is apparently a chemically sensitive color.
That was before I had seen Alien, so I made that connection a lot later.
it also correlates with when you might want to wear sexier underwear, so really the lingerie industry has no idea what it's doing
Seems like they know exactly what they're doing
It's called planned obsolescence
That was before I had seen Alien, so I made that connection a lot later.
Ohhhh...
Man, Ridley Scott really put a lot of thought into the Alien in Alien.
No need to be, it's perfectly natural
https://www.nhs.uk/conditions/vaginal-discharge/
Not according to Ben Shapiro's doctor wife!
Ben Shapiro should, hypothetically, shut the fuck up.
Right before menstruation, vaginas often get super wet but it's a little thicker than typical horny wetness. This can sometimes feel like the sensation of bleeding so it can be surprising to check and find that it's not blood. For me, I also get extremely horny around this time.
I don't know how you girls walk around with those things ...
People with uterus ≠ girls
Well, yeah, because in dudes they're called duderuses.
And in conservative America they're called Ourteruses
You don't have a choice.
Honestly... they're pretty gross.
Omg hai!!!!!
I'm a fan of the slime. 🤤
Like a downstairs sneeze, right?
I was happier before reading this! Mostly the descriptions of various slimes in linked articles is what did it for me.
Oh well TIL.
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