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And snooze is dessert (startrek.website)
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[-] Isoprenoid@programming.dev 43 points 10 months ago

Reminder to Non-Americans: Americans call the main dish the entree.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Entr%C3%A9e

[-] ArcaneGadget@lemmy.world 25 points 10 months ago
[-] Soggy@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

https://languageoffood.blogspot.com/2009/08/entree.html (fixed ugly link)

It's actually pretty interesting.

[-] KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 12 points 10 months ago
[-] LemmysMum@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

That's why Americans are so fat. Two dishes in and still at the start of the meal.

[-] chumbalumber@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 10 months ago

This one's gonna do numbers with the eepy crowd.

[-] Hotdogman@lemmy.world 18 points 10 months ago
[-] Hircon@ttrpg.network 33 points 10 months ago
[-] MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Nice. I ❤️ those.

[-] DarkDarkHouse@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Asnooze bouche

Edit: greenthorn wins

[-] hark@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago

I get full on the appetizer and fuck everything up.

[-] rockerface@lemm.ee 3 points 10 months ago

Are we still taking about sleep? Either way, relatable

[-] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

This destroys the spine.

[-] Toneswirly@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

Every night:

7:00 pm: Baby is asleep, im gonna finally beat Yakuza. Lemme just lay on my wifes lap for a bit

9:15 pm: wake up on the couch. Time for bed

[-] greenhorn@lemm.ee 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)
[-] spongeborgcubepants@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago
[-] medusa@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 months ago

Just avoid the snores d'oeuvres

[-] spongeborgcubepants@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

hahaha you win

[-] childOfMagenta@lemm.ee 4 points 10 months ago
[-] medusa@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 months ago

Can-nap-yays

[-] Emerald@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

Image Transcription: Twitter Post


no doubt, @selontheweb

i am addicted to having an appetizer of sleep on my couch before moving to my be for sleep entrees

this post was submitted on 15 Jan 2024
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