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[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 27 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I'd love to see the episode where Yakko, Wakko and Dot harass the absolute shit outta Jesus. Especially if Jesus sounds like Bernie Sanders and gets so pissed he replaces himself and the two other people being crucified with the Animaniacs.

[-] Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

Jesus crucifies himself to get away from them

[-] style99@kbin.social 18 points 10 months ago

Wheel of Morality, turn turn turn! Tell us the lesson that we should learn!

[-] jballs@sh.itjust.works 11 points 9 months ago

Moral #3 - People who live in glass houses should get dressed with the lights out.

[-] CodexArcanum@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago

When God gives you lemons you FIND A NEW GOD!

[-] BmeBenji@lemm.ee 5 points 10 months ago

GODBERRY

King of the Juice!

Whwn life gives ypu lemons you find and talk to it's manager.

[-] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 9 points 10 months ago

Mmmmmmwaaah!

Goodnight Everybody!

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[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

"Grunka, Lunka, Dunkity-dake-me..."

[-] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 9 months ago

Modern Christianity is a side effect of one of Brain's failed schemes.

...the same thing we do every night, Pinky...

[-] AceFuzzLord@lemm.ee 2 points 9 months ago

Took me a moment to get the melody in my head, but the second I did, this just clicked and it's absolutely amazing.

[-] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 9 months ago

Good idea: Proselytizing that people should love one another despite differences and put love above money.

Bad idea: Putting love so above money that you didn't pay taxes.

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