Been replaying this trending video over on Twitter of a drag queen dressed as Jesus and I found the music used:

Ama Naming Evangelion

Now I can't stop playing it

A man and woman on discussing the font to be used for an invitation:

Man: Smth smth about font being too cursive, try a simpler straighter font for more readability.

Woman: Straighter? Baket? Di din naman tuwid ung [REDACTED] mo a.

Dayum that was a good clapback and got a good laugh out of that.

Magandang umaga mga Phlemmings!

@rman0159@lemmy.world 's old story about DZRH on Reddit was hilarious:

“Stand-By Announcers” do just that—stand by and wait for a technical problem to happen and fill in the gap. If all goes well, all he does is give the opening or closing for pre-recorded programs. But that doesn’t exempt them from disasters. Take for example one who was assigned to stand-by while a pre-taped religious program was being replayed. It was running overtime and it had to be cut while the American pastor was in the midst of preaching emphatically “But Jesus said not a word. Then the devil said…” “This is MBC the Manila Broadcasting Company, DZRH, Manila.” What made it more hilarious was that the announcer’s voice sounded like the pastor’s.

From: "IT'S NOW SEMEN DIRTY IN THE EVENING...(TOOT!)” by Ernie Zárate (RIP) via Memories of Old Manila FB group

For those who want to join our Lemmy Baguio community, we are at !baguio@lemm.ee. I know it's devoid of life now so I might actually need help in getting activity started there. Please delete this comment if this is not allowed 😅.

how the heck did Rebisco get away with "Ang Sarap ng Filling Mo" for years

#1 reason ay relihiyon kaya mahal ni ate si kuya; buti na lang maganda sagot ni kuya

I finally was set free from an emotionally abusive relationship. She broke up with me and I finally had the courage to not chase after her.

But she's visibly upset. And I'm afraid of what she'll do to herself. But at the same time, I wanna start looking after myself and start my healing. But I feel guilty for letting her be. While here I am reconnecting with my friends.

What do I do?

It feels good when your mailbox looks like this.

While we're on the subject of logos, Please vote on which logo will be the next winner of 3 million pesos.

In the true spirit of ~~laziness~~ , ~~finger pointing~~ creativity that certain government agencies are known for, please note that ~~some~~ most visual elements are blatantly copied from here.

If any controversy is noted in the above images, automatic response to all controversy is:

Eh kasi this is a "mood ~~video~~ board with the intention of exciting super mega duper internal stakeholders with ~~lots of money~~"

Mahirap pala maging self-aware sa mga benefits na nakukuha natin dahil sa maling sistema, lalo na kung iniisip natin na deserve natin ang nakukuha, lalo na di pumapasok sa isip natin na deserve din ng iba, kahit yung mga taong ayaw natin. #blessed

Sarap talaga ng vietnamese spring rolls sa banh mi kitchen

Ex-INC community created!

Bahala na kayo ipromote. Fingers crossed that they come over, lol. Can assign mods accordingly once they comment on the Open Discussion thread.

Ang lamig!! For the first time this month, hindi ako mag-aamoy anghit sa gabi.

May naglagay ng gawgaw sa sarsa (the plot thickens)! 😂

This thread linked here earlier has disappeared.

I wonder....

Well, maybe it has devolved into shit.

Nag-update pala si lemmy.world an hour ago. It fixes the infamous login issue daw.

Edit for those who still have issues logging in:

• When using a browser: clear cookies and cache
• When using an app: remove your lemmy.world account and add it again.

I'm glad they didn't adopt the grey border that lemm.ee now has, lol.

Edit: Spoke too soon. The grey borders are here! 😒

I'm supposed to be sleeping and about to wake up for work in my home city Baguio but I'm currently drinking alone in Cabanatuan because fuck everything

Padaan lang po last - hope to hear from you all tomorrow and the next days. Be well, Good night dearest strangers. 👍

Today's one of those days that I wish I'll still wake up tomorrow. Di naman dahil lang may mga naiwan akong pending sa bahay at work (hehe, pero part na din yun hahaha), but just looking forward for some more chances to do the things deep down I've been holding back to do, you know? That some next day in the future, pagbibigyan ko na yung sarili kong maging maligayang tunay.

Nagloloko na naman ang lemmy.world sa PC. I tried to sign in, but it keeps on showing the "log in" and "sign up" pages sometimes or my account name on some pages. Same with incognito mode.

PAGCOR celebrates 40 years with new logo

ROTFLMAO

Looks like a cross between Cinemalaya and Petron.

If you have a non-inverter aircon po that you really are considering changing (if it ever broke down), do it now. Sobrang laki po ng price difference ng electric bill after we used inverter aircons. Make sure you choose the right HP of the aircon to your room. It will work wonders talagaaaaaaaa

As in, around 3-5k po yung na-less sa electric bill namin, and that's even after using the aircon unit more.

It's unfortunate that lemmy.world continues to experience various issues in the past week. But the up side of it is that all the other instances could benefit from the fixes.

On a related note, I've been using Sync and old.reddit for so long now that I didn't realize how different new.reddit is from before they started implementing the new UI. It's using the same topics paradigm (ala hashtags) that makes the official app a mess to use. I've only used it for some mod actions that were not available at old.reddit.

I stumbled on eurodance and some house music on YouTube, and I re-discovered this again. Lol

Fun fact: This was not produced by Filipinos, and they were infamous with the songs "Lick It" and "Short Dick Man."

may chismis or baka gumagawalang ng storya - https://lemmy.world/post/1370464