Microblog Memes

Cincinnati has a pizza with fucking chilli on it. It was on the menu at the place I was at, and the bartender said it's somewhat of a local delicacy. I asked her if there was anything special about the chilli. Yeah, there's sugar in it, and it's sweet. I laughed in her face and took a hard pass. Apparently they also put it on spaghetti. Fuck both of those dishes, I don't need any Cincinnati "culture".

the hilarity here is that nyc pizza is pedestrian trash. any 'pie' you can fold like a newspaper isn't worth the time. detroit, chicago, hell, give me classic Neapolitan pizzas, so much more interesting than weakly sauced floppy dough 'from the city'.

Just steer clear of St Louis style.