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[-] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 26 points 9 months ago

Other reasons:

  • Way too many character concepts to use as a player.
  • Nobody else has the time and rules-knowledge to run a campaign.
[-] Khrux@ttrpg.network 6 points 9 months ago
  • I feel to underestimated as a player but don't want to hog the limelight.
[-] DarylDutch@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

A rhyming dwarf convinced that he is the tooth fairy works great as a one time npc.

[-] Eagle0600@yiffit.net 4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

From two weeks ago.

[-] catonwheels@ttrpg.network 13 points 9 months ago

Because I like to throw situations at players and sit back and watch them fumble the execution and yet always come out on top.

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 21 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Makes a puzzle a child could solve. You know this because you stole it from a child's puzzle game.

Players can't solve it despite having three "genius" characters.

The Barbarian suggests an alternative of incredible violence

It works

[-] explodicle@local106.com 1 points 9 months ago

Last night we solved a puzzle by mistaking a key component for a dungeon restroom.

[-] featherposse@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 9 months ago

Although I feel undervalued as a performer, I avoid hogging the spotlight. burrito craft

[-] Anti_Face_Weapon@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

What the fuck is burrito craft

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

A burrito craftsman is the sandwich artist of Mexican food. Burrito craft is what that person does.

[-] Anti_Face_Weapon@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

I think I'm having a stroke

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

Don't worry, I was only joking.

DO worry and seek assistance if you actually are having a stroke, though. I hear those are super bad for you.

Unless you meant the British slang for masturbation, in which case I wish you good luck in your endeavor, I guess 🤷

[-] Anti_Face_Weapon@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

You misunderstand. I have a medical condition where imagining burritos give me a stroke. Symptoms usually take a momem tu devep

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

I have a medical condition where imagining burritos give me a stroke

Should probably move away from El Paso, then.. Springfield, Illinois is lovely SOME of the year in my experience 🤷

[-] Anti_Face_Weapon@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

Ballistic missiles on the way

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

Thanks, I was running out of those!

[-] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 1 points 9 months ago
[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

This reply to your question.

[-] sbv@sh.itjust.works 1 points 9 months ago

When I'm DM, I'm always in the spotlight.

/s

This is mostly a joke. But my attention wanders when I'm not involved in the action for too long. I'm more entertained as a DM.

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