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[-] Bakachu@lemmy.world 18 points 9 months ago

I think the 1978 boy name is going to make a comeback:

No Name [Abandoned Outside Fire Station Due To Sky-High Inflation]

[-] RGB3x3@lemmy.world 14 points 9 months ago

Damn, didn't realize I could have been named Pizza Puff.

My life is a joke.

[-] squiblet@kbin.social 3 points 9 months ago

There were 10 Pizza Puffs in my high school class

[-] PrincessLeiasCat@sh.itjust.works 11 points 9 months ago

1961 is sadly on point:

I Am Boomer Destroyer Of Worlds

[-] paddirn@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

So true, WPMT 97.4’s were everywhere in grade school.

[-] Pratai@lemmy.ca 5 points 9 months ago

To think… I couldn’t have been named Gristle.

[-] FullOfBallooons@leminal.space 3 points 9 months ago

I can't even tell you how many Snarfs I've met.

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