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submitted 9 months ago by sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to c/memes@lemmy.ml
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[-] ray@kbin.social 42 points 9 months ago

What if he gets eaten by the working class?

[-] Son_of_dad@lemmy.world 39 points 9 months ago

Can we all stop discussing it and just do it? I got the sweet baby Ray's ready, I'm a vegetarian but I'll take bite of the billionaire just to show my commitment

[-] EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 14 points 9 months ago

Action requires organization. Organization requires communication. Communication is controlled by the owning class, and stifled when the wrong conversations start.

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 7 points 9 months ago

If you are vegetarian bcs of environmental/animal reasons - good news, it's actually "super vegetarian" to eat the rich :D

[-] BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 9 months ago

For everyone to get a bit of Bezos we have introduced Bezos Biscuits (TM), now with 4 new flavors: heart, liver, kidney and the most requested testicles.

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 2 points 9 months ago

Green Bezos Biscuits™ is not people!

[-] BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 9 months ago

Ah yes the green variant is vegan friendly, it's the red one that's certified made from Bezos, there's like half a gram Bezos in each packet.

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 3 points 9 months ago

(No, not like that - I'm saying Bezos isn't people.)

(Also the green is a reference to Soylent of the same color)

[-] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 22 points 9 months ago

Knowing your limits is respectable.

[-] overzeetop@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago

A llama?!? He was supposed to be dead!

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 5 points 9 months ago

I'm glad experts agree on the important part.

[-] Catsrules@lemmy.ml 3 points 9 months ago

That entirely depends on how Amazon's stocks prices handles him being eaten by a Whale.

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