Good news! Nobody wants to cut your hours. Bernie Sanders' proposal would cut the standard work week down from 40 hours to 32. Since you already work less than 32 hours per week, this change would have no impact on you.

Some guys are named Guy, and some gals are named Gal. I see no reason why a moon can't be named Moon.

You don't pay for Photoshop because you can't afford it

I don't pay for Photoshop because fuck Adobe

We are not the same

You only feel this way because you're accustomed to Fahrenheit. I grew up with Celsius, and to me that feels like the perfect temperature scale. Fahrenheit feels weird and arbitrary to me.

What if he gets eaten by the working class?

The most surprising thing I learned from this video is that WebMD still exists

Just try not to swallow the fly. I've heard if it gets inside you, the only way to get rid of it is to swallow a spider

Nah, you don't want an introduced species to start breeding. Without any natural predators to keep them in check, their population would snowball out of control.

I don't think removing the hat would kill him. It would probably just put him in a dormant state, from which he would wake up whenever they put the hat back on. They definitely 100% killed him by burning the hat though.

:quit!, :qa!, ZQ

The question specifically asked for "the command to quit Vim without saving"

I put the pasta in the bowl first. Then I put the milk in a saucepan along with some butter and flour. I let that simmer on low heat for a few minutes. Then I add some garlic and parmesan. Once the cheese is fully melted, I pour it over the pasta.