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There's a lot of loneliness out there. It's kinda sad if you think about it.

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[-] PeterPoopshit@lemmy.world 72 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I can't afford a kid which is why I do condoms, birth control and anime to achieve 298% effectiveness. Every time I coom, there is a 1 in 3 chance someone's baby will spontaneously despawn from existence.

[-] nifty@lemmy.world 21 points 9 months ago
[-] MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 3 points 9 months ago

As long as your girlfriend/boyfriend isn't pre-op trans.

[-] Strawberry@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 9 months ago

well then you just gotta be trans too

[-] lud@lemm.ee 1 points 9 months ago

No? They can still identify as a man.

[-] Strawberry@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 9 months ago

What I'm saying is two trans people of the same gender/same asab can be gay, and thus for each of them their partner is trans but they won't be able to get pregnant

[-] Cannibal_MoshpitV3@lemmy.world 19 points 9 months ago
[-] balderdash9@lemmy.zip 34 points 9 months ago
[-] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 6 points 9 months ago

Ohio go sigh mass!

[-] NotMelon@lemmy.world 19 points 9 months ago

Antibabypille. Deutsch ist am besten Sprache in der Welt.

[-] Vrtrx@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago

Don't wanna be that guy but I'm a German so I have to ruin the fun: We don't call it "Antibabypille". "die Pille" is what most people just call it

[-] balderdash9@lemmy.zip 6 points 9 months ago

Genau. Aber die Deutsche Sprache ist ein sehr strenge Sprache.

[-] basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 9 months ago

Still can’t compete with English word order strictness.

[-] Ignisnex@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

Matters little, word order does.

[-] 211@sopuli.xyz 18 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Condoms aren't 99% effective as contraception even if you use them perfectly, which most people don't.

[-] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 29 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

How would you know? Have you ever seen truly perfect condom use? A flawless prophylactic performance! It is a thing of beauty.

[-] superduperenigma@lemmy.world 30 points 9 months ago

πŸ‘‰πŸ‘ˆ

... Are you... Offering... To demonstrate?

[-] MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 15 points 9 months ago

If you fill them with water and throw them at the person trying to have sex with you they're 100%.

[-] zerog_bandit@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago

Skyrim NSFW mods: am I a joke to you?

[-] speaker_hat@lemmy.one 5 points 9 months ago

Virginity Control Effectiveness

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