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[-] CouldntCareBear@sh.itjust.works 49 points 9 months ago

Savage. I love it.

[-] rodolfo@lemmy.world 34 points 9 months ago

Yo, brutal and ruthless.

[-] modifier@lemmy.ca 17 points 9 months ago

Brutal and typically incisive. This is how I learned he died.

[-] PanoramicAddict@lemmy.ml 16 points 9 months ago

Holy shit 😆

[-] Assman@sh.itjust.works 10 points 9 months ago

He'll never smoke weed with Willy again 😔

[-] Cqrd@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 9 months ago

[...] said Krystal Keith, Toby Keith’s unfortunately named daughter.

By far my favorite line, brutal.

[-] Got_Bent@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

You win this round, Natalie.

[-] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

I just can't say this guy's name without saying "Koby Teeth". Thanks, Wondershowzen!

this post was submitted on 06 Feb 2024

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