Mine is infinite ADHD moments where I aim to expel as much information for the internet as possible. I have been accused of typing like ChatGPT. I can and will link to Wikipedia with reckless abandon and use parentheses (with reckless abandon).
Just once, I think you should try to use some cautious abandon. Just to change it up a bit.
What's that? Abandon caution? Done!
Lurking... Wait crap!!
Omnipresence.
I'm in every thread on every post.
Read the post, checked the name, and recognized it instantly. Can confirm.
Somehow, people always reply very rudely regardless of my tone lol. I could be saying "we need to stop global warming" and there'll be someone like "We ALSO need to REVERSE it dumbass". Like, this has happened too much, people are way too defensive and will take any chance possible to "one-up" each other
It's always someone else's fault with you lol.
In that case, can you point to the specific comments of mine that show that so I can work on myself?
Edit: oh I get it, that went right over my head lol
(I feel like you missed the joke)
I definitely did lol, I realized later on
Mine is misreading usernames and thinking someone who posted this was an insane carp or cod.
Mine is that my username is witty
That it is.
Haha your username is... kinda cool actually.:-D
I didn't read the article, I'm just here to shitpost, complain about life, or be mentally ill in the comments.
Mine is long rants about irrelevant shit.
Irrelevant to the unwashed masses.
I teach people that emoji are valid characters in Lemmy usernames.
I respect everyone's wrong opinion.
I have a smiley addiction and can’t stop using them :)
Addiction destroys friendships and families... =)
😒
I can trace every problem back to capitalism.
That’s like, 75% of lemmy.
I have too many alts
My antipower is my inability to dedicate the time I want to here. Uni and work keep me too busy. I wish I could keep my community here more active. )=
Did you remove your upvote? You crazy.
Yes, I don't deserve an upvote from myself, of course I agree with me and think I contribute to the conversation.
Here's one on me; but really that's your superpower.
Mine is commenting on the worrisomely prolific violent rhetoric towards GOP members and getting downvoted into oblivion
Rhetoric isn't killing republicans, living in red states is; check the homicide rates.
As you can see, I'm a genius
Not sure if this falls under that or not, but I've observed it's surprisingly frequent that people act out of character when I'm in the equation. I never understood why.
Mine is spending far too much time on lemmy without contributing anything
I have the best takes on LLMs and image generation models
MOON PRISIM POWER!!!!
Please don't post about US Politics. If you need to do this, try !politicaldiscussion@lemmy.world
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