Funny thing: you shouldn't feed bread (or any bread-like food) to birds. While it is filling, it provides almost zero nutrition.
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The first time a seen variation of this comment was on IRC in the late 90s.
rochelle182: wat do u do 4 fun?
blitzkid6969: i mostly just sit at the pond and fed bread 2 ducks.
rochelle182: awww dats sweet bby
fatmanwahwah: u shudnt feed bread 2 ducks it not good 4 them I fill the craw up and not have nutrients
rochelle182: it still sweet bby
blitzkid6969: I did not no. I fed way 2 many ducks bread. I hope I didnt kill any. I will buy duck food
rochelle182: u r 2 sweet bby. cant wait 2 meet u
candymanpunk2: oh get a room u 2
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The same is true of humans, bread should not be all or the majority of your diet.
A place near me brings an entire round loaf good for prob 4-5 people and its sliced most of the way down and filled with garlic and mozzarella and baked. It's by far the greatest free bread on a table I've ever had. Me and the wife devour it every time.
I'm telling ya, a lot of bakeries could easily rebrand as some kind of bread-exclusive fast food place. Like, just go straight down the middle of the bread spectrum, with baguettes, brioche, and some kind of butter-it-up-and-eat-it loaf situation, like OP is describing.
I can easily imagine an endless-ass line of cars, just lined up at the drive-thru, to get baguettes.
Freshly baked bread is absolutely tasty, and with some butter, oh shit I'm hungry, you're totally right about it
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You took the bait. The main course is duck.
Same with tortilla chips at Mexican restaurants.
Little Italian restaurant I eat lunch at gives you a plate of bread and a shallow dish with oil for dipping. The bread has carraway seeds so it's vaguely like rye bread, oil has olives plus salt and other spices. I hate rye bread and I hate olives but I can eat their stuff all day
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