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[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 87 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Fuck you Keith. 20 minutes of me showing off a new board game took less time than one day's worth of your stupid stories and terrible jokes.

Certainly didn't require an email to the regional director.

[–] EatBeans@lemmy.world 29 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Keith is a little bitch, fuck that guy

[–] HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 years ago

Fucking Keith

[–] ericbomb@lemmy.world 28 points 2 years ago

Spend 30 minutes chatting = fine

Us playing a game on break = distracting

[–] ReplicantBatty@lemmy.one 9 points 2 years ago

It's always a fucking Keith, isn't it. All the homies hate Keith.

[–] FollyDolly@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Oh god I had a Keith at my work place. Wanted to show me shit on his phone instead of working. What is it with Keiths!?

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 40 points 2 years ago (1 children)

First out loud laugh of the day.

Thanks! Get fucked, Brian. Nobody likes you.

[–] OpenStars@startrek.website 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

He's tried. Nobody wants to fuck him:-P.

[–] disgrunty@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Ain't nobody's standards that low

[–] OpenStars@startrek.website 1 points 2 years ago

It's a common phrase on Lemmy though: we can go lower.

Urg, but then again, just... why!?

[–] TimeSquirrel@kbin.social 30 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

There's one on every construction jobsite as well. We call them "newspaper".

They don't get invited to the unofficial "safety meetings". Some people just don't get workplace camaraderie.

[–] Rodeo@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 years ago

I work in trades and I actively avoid that "camaraderie", because 99% of the guys are total douchebags whose idea of camaraderie is completely misplaced.

[–] THE_MASTERMIND@feddit.ch 5 points 2 years ago

Lol fr fr