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[-] ParsnipWitch@feddit.de 81 points 7 months ago
[-] ickplant@lemmy.world 37 points 7 months ago

Found the perp. Omw to the van now.

[-] BreadOven@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago

Wait up, I gotta tie my boots up.

[-] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 4 points 7 months ago

Wait for me. I will be joining too.

[-] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 15 points 7 months ago

So where'd you say you parked your van?

[-] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 7 points 7 months ago
[-] TheBat@lemmy.world 60 points 7 months ago
[-] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 21 points 7 months ago
[-] ickplant@lemmy.world 85 points 7 months ago

She was lured in by the cute baby goat in pajamas and kidnapped… like all members of this community would be.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 44 points 7 months ago

Oh I thought we were talking kidnapping

[-] MBM 17 points 7 months ago

Maybe the kid was napping, who knows

[-] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 7 points 7 months ago

How many naps could a kid nap if a napping kid was kidnapped with a napkin?

[-] BoxerDevil@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

I mean, they probably stole the goat to use.

[-] Rakonat@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

(a baby goat is also called a kid)

[-] BoxerDevil@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

Yes that's the joke

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago
[-] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 21 points 7 months ago

It could happen to anyone

[-] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world 13 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

That van would be packed with Lemmings. Like they would have to lube us up, stuff us in, and close the doors before we all spewed out like a fountain.

[-] Flumpkin@slrpnk.net 6 points 7 months ago

And then you turn the fan on?

[-] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Thanks, fixed. My keyboard obviously thought I wanted to stuff a bunch of Lemmings into a fan instead of a van. What a gory thought.

[-] Flumpkin@slrpnk.net 5 points 7 months ago

I mean it could work. Have one of those movie "fan in an air duct" murder fans and then put a cute animal behind them. Endless supply of the proverbial "lemmings hitting the fan".

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago
[-] glitch1985@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago
[-] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

Ohhhh. I thought maybe she looked like a goat in pajamas.

[-] Test_Tickles@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 7 months ago

I thought the van was the one in pajamas.

this post was submitted on 16 Feb 2024
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