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[-] Saint_Seiya91@lemmygrad.ml 78 points 1 year ago

“All the people’s money is stolen to fund their endless wars! They are stolen so much that 18% of their populations remains houseless! The rest are price gouged most of their income! They’re dictators also price gouge healthcare! 45,000 are killed every year because they have nothing else to life gouge so lose their lives! They also have forced slave labor in their prisons! They overcharge people suspected of committing a crime so they scare them into plea bargaining and expand their amount of slaves! 1.2 million slaves!

[-] Aria@lemmygrad.ml 54 points 1 year ago

But this isn't a joke, this is just how that country is set up.

[-] huf@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago

"set up" implies intention, but there is none, this is simply the way things happen. just like water will flow downhill, never uphill.

:D

[-] Ronin_5@lemmygrad.ml 20 points 1 year ago

No, the US is intentionally this bad. It’s purposefully set up this way because it serves the interests of the bourgeois. They’re not stupid. They’re capitalists. This is capitalism.

[-] huf@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

yeah i know, i was using the deep magick of sarcasm

[-] polskilumalo@lemmygrad.ml 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The beauty of text and it's inability to convey tone. If not for forced pronouns you would be eaten alive by wild hogs.

[-] Comment105@lemm.ee 12 points 1 year ago

Yes, America is very bad.

[+] rush@lemm.ee 42 points 1 year ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

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[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 1 year ago

Considering that I remember it from a cartoon more than real life, how many times have you had one? I think I liked it.

[-] Bassman1805@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

The McRib itself, fuck no. The nostalgia associated with it hits different though.

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[-] 201dberg@lemmygrad.ml 30 points 1 year ago

Every time I see this it looks like her face is made of more plastic.

[-] lil_tank@lemmygrad.ml 30 points 1 year ago

Never heard of the McRib in my life living in France wtf they robbed us of this 🤬🤬🤬

[-] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 41 points 1 year ago

The French could not handle something so violently American. We here in Australia thought we could, once.

There were no survivors.

[-] avapa@lemmy.ml 18 points 1 year ago

Cross the border into Germany and enjoy McRibs 24/7 year-round

[-] idunnololz@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

The McRib is garbage. It's literally minced meat molded into the shape of a rib drenched in sauce. It's soooo badddddd.

[-] SaniFlush@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

Imagine, if you will, a pulled pork sandwich… except someone then un-pulled the pork back into an imitation of a rack of ribs.

[-] StinkyDave@lemmy.world 27 points 1 year ago

It's theorized that that the McRib is only available when prices for pork are predicted to go down.

I don't know too much about it and I don't remember where I heard this information.

[-] ComradeChairmanKGB@lemmygrad.ml 19 points 1 year ago

Incredible

[-] SaniFlush@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

I still don't know what a Riblet is.

[-] hotwarioinyourarea@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

Well, it's not quite a rib and it's not quite a toilet but maaaaan...

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 10 points 1 year ago

This is only partially true.

[-] kig_v2@lemmygrad.ml 10 points 1 year ago

Bdiden 👴 made them pour 🏺💦🤽‍♀️20 trillion gallon mother's milk d own the drain 🍼⤵️🗑, America 🦅poor sewage system🤧 caused the spoiled boon 😕to poison city FLINT MICHIGAN ☣️☣️☣️. This where they say ", the milk in the hand is wrth flint in the bush". 💯✅️📚🌌 now there are only 30 amerucans left 😔🙏🕌. Who will fact check the world now...? ....⁉️‼️

[-] droans@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Well I can't argue with that.

[-] Shinhoshi@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 1 year ago

Can confirm

[-] ButtigiegMineralMap@lemmygrad.ml 9 points 1 year ago

I mean I don’t ONLY eat burgers, and I never had the McRib, but other than that, this is scarily accurate to my life😨 what can I say? Burgers are affordable, veggies aren’t and they taste icky

[-] GrainEater@lemmygrad.ml 11 points 1 year ago

counterpoint: vegetables tastier than meats

[-] GrainEater@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 1 year ago

make some stir-fried vegetables with noodles and soy sauce, look me in the eye and tell me that's not on the top 10 list of greatest things in the universe

[-] QueerCommie@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 1 year ago

Add some well marinated tofu (which is allowed to have sugar) and it is even more delicious.

[-] MCU_H8ER@lemmygrad.ml 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I like veggies but burgers are fucking delicious. I mean fuck McDonald's as an entity but people try to act like it's not tasty as hell.

[-] ButtigiegMineralMap@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 1 year ago

It’s not high quality, but when I have like less than 50 bucks in my account, McDonald’s starts to look and taste a lot better

[-] doublepepperoni@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

I wonder if this is a geographical thing- as an European, fast food is way too pricey to eat when money is tight. For the price of a single McDonald's meal I could make a whole bunch of different cheap shitty meals at home and in way greater quantities

[-] Chapo_is_Red@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

For the price of a single McDonald's meal I could make a whole bunch of different cheap shitty meals at home and in way greater quantities

That's definitely true in the states too.

I'm guessing us US people either are more treat addicted, have less skill at cooking, have less free time to cook or are more likely in "food deserts."

[-] doublepepperoni@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

I'm talking real basic here- cheapest pasta and cheapest spaghetti sauce you can find combined with a can of tuna for a very spartan meal. All you need to do is boil water and heat up the tomato sauce

Also, wait- I thought you guys could get Quarter Pounders for 50 cents or something. What's the point of all the wars then ooooooooooooooh

[-] Chapo_is_Red@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

What's the point of all the wars then

That's a good question.

Cheap pound of pasta+jar of tomato sauce+can of tuna is around $4 or $5 which is about 2000 calories.

Cheap cheese burger is around $2 which is about 400 calories

[-] SaniFlush@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

McDonald’s combo meal is 10 dollars US

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[-] redtea@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 1 year ago

Every time I head stateside, I eat (albeit incredibly tasty) burgers as the only affordable thing on the menu until my cash gets so low I switch to Macdonald's. Tragic. Honestly no idea how most USians afford to eat. Who tf pays $30+ for a bowl of pasta? (That's usually the next cheapest thing on the menu.) Maybe it's different across states? Maybe USians don't tip? It would be more affordable if I wasn't including the tip. Haven't visited since I stopped eating meat so no idea what I'd do for food there now.

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[-] leo_da_vinci@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Artisanal burgers are much tastier than McDonald's. In fact, it's not hard for a real burger to be tastier than a McDonald's one, at least in my country (I'm not sure if McDonald's quality is the same in all countries). Here, McDonald's isn't very good, and even so it's quite expensive. Even the most affordable option on the menu is pricey, and it barely has anything inside. Not to mention that these fast food burgers are tiny.

Hambúrgueres artesanais são muito mais gostosos que McDonald's. Na verdade não é difícil um hambúrguer de verdade ser mais gostoso que um McDonald's, pelo menos no meu país (não tenho certeza se a qualidade do McDonald's é a mesma em todos os países). Aqui McDonald's não é muito bom e ainda é bem caro; a opção mais acessível do menu já é cara, e não têm quase nada dentro. Sem falar que esses hambúrgueres de fast food são bem pequenos.

[-] ButtigiegMineralMap@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 1 year ago

Idk I think I’m an awful cook personally because I cannot for the life of me cook a burger better than fast food. It’s always too burnt, too dry in the middle, too pink in the middle for my taste, or just not seasoned enough or too much. I absolutely have no sense when it comes to cooking, I buy some stuff (I weep because of how much I’m spending) then I prep it incorrectly, pop it in the grill or oven, wait way too long and finally I’m ready to eat something that I despise. Its not one of those “oh I’m so clumsy, how about someone else cooks instead?” Because I genuinely ENJOY cooking about 2-3 times a week but the meals I make are either pre-made (aka you couldn’t fuck it up if you tried) or I make it myself and it’s an abomination of what the original recipe calls for. I keep at it tho because I like the process, but my cooking is horrendous.

[-] QueerCommie@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Y’know vegan burgers are way easier to cook and taste great. I’ve come to love black bean burgers, but if you want the taste of meat try a beyond burger.

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[-] nyoooom@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Nah, the ingredients in a McDonald's burger are almost tasteless, it's mostly the sauce that people really like.

Imagine the same burger but with fresh tasty ingredients, that would be glorious.

[-] kig_v2@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 1 year ago

Yeah Im sorry MCUH8R but i have to second this, mcd is whack, id rather steal food or eat out of garbage cans and im not joking 😂😂😂

[-] GrainEater@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 1 year ago

their burgers are different outside of the US, at least in some countries

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[-] SaniFlush@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

Badly cooked vegetables are sad, grill until the natural sugars come out and add seasonings

[-] nostalgicgamerz@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Is that Gina Darling?

Edit: well, I don’t feel so stupid anymore

[-] kig_v2@lemmygrad.ml 39 points 1 year ago

Nay friend, that's Yeonmi Park, a North Korean defector, spouting heavily sponsored, contradictory, and fantastical tales of North Korea on Joe Rogan.

[-] MCU_H8ER@lemmygrad.ml 18 points 1 year ago

Is she the one that said loving your mom was illegal in DPRK?

[-] GrainEater@lemmygrad.ml 15 points 1 year ago

better yet, she said there was no word for "love" in the language they speak in the DPRK, which, coincidentally, is also what's spoken in Occupied Korea

[-] redtea@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 1 year ago

What if she's just misunderstood and is always stuck trying to explain to her hosts the concept of Koreans speaking Korean rather than English?

[-] Shinhoshi@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 1 year ago

No, she’s actually right. The evil Kim dynasty banned the word when they changed the alphabet and created 문화어

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