brutal organ harvesting using exclusively medicinal plants, followed by cannibalism

Last game I've played was egg, inc. It's a mobile idle "numbers go up" game.. There's nothing overtly criminal, so probably tax evasion or something on my trevigintillion bocks.

Murdering zombies with plants.

One could say it's zombies vs. plants!

Killing the queen (chess)

Playing cards...? It was solitaire 😅

Killing mr house

Nothing because no one's alive anymore - gtfo Animal abuse and slavery - Palworld

Spreading Managed Democracy, whether they want it or not!

removing the stairs on the pool, and let my sims cant get ou tof the pool till they die (the sims)

Sonic Adventure

• property damage
• animal abduction
• petty theft
• fishing without a license
• treasure hunting without a license.

Throwing bombs from my go-cart at other people on go-carts does sound rather reckless!

Heresy. Warhammer 40k Rogue Trader.

Breaking and entering, vandalism (not my fault, ghosts are dicks), and possibly framed for murder (again, ghosts are dicks).

Inappropriate construction of a factory.

(Satisfactory)

Blasting a bunch of bad guys in Rainbow 6: SMOL…

Repeatedly murdering the same small group of heroic individuals on ritual meat hooks at the direction of an eldritch being

reckless driving

Growing produce and processing various materials down into oxygen.

Throwing darts at balloons

Caving a green wyvern skull in with my big hammer that I made of the bones and flesh of another

Driving my mostly broken car badly as the door pops open when I shift into drive.

Obliterating the natural resources of a small island for a couple of golden walnuts

Intergalactic genocide

Sneaking into a hotel room to steal cutting edge military tech with a terrorist conscious locked inside of it from the rebellious son of a CEO who had already stolen it from his own father's company to sell to his fathers competitors..

...also I was wrongfully accused of the resulting patricide when the CEO confronted his son regarding the stolen tech.

Murder of two mercenary teams using arrow carts, balistas and magic weapons while they siege my castle with catapults and trebuchets (World vs World mode of Guild Wars 2).

Shooting people with ink until they explode violently

I beat up a gang of criminals as twinkified pinnoccio

Guilty of killing a prince that had become to become a giant toad due to a curse.

(Witcher 3)

Digging out of the holy mountain. Not much of an arrest tho, Steve has orders to shoot on sight

Stacking blocks and clearing lines.

Stopping some guys who are Definitely Not Team Rocket from harassing and capturing some creatures that are Definitely Not Pokemon.

Aggressively realistic HEMA reenactments

Locking my child in a chest in the basement until he dies

Either terrorism or impersonating a counter terrorism officer

Unlawful harvesting of jellyfish? Dave the Diver.

Various Building code violations, possession of dangerous chemicals, Code violations concerning nuclear reactors, unauthorized mining. Possibly poaching wildlife. Minecraft: All The Mods 9. I'm not very far into it yet, so there's probably a lot of stuff coming on top of that soon.

Blackmail. You can have your "shorts" back after I win first place at the town fair.

Vehicular manslaughter, hit and run, and god only knows how many illegal car modifications

Solving puzzles as a robot (Talos Principle 2). That's probably illegal in Alabama (using your brain and not having a human body).

Do porn games on an old android count?