I am getting called a hero! Other than that orbital strike I called down on my entire squad….

Legend of Zelda, maybe somebody finally had enough of me smashing all their pots and cutting all their grass. I don't think those monsters are calling the cops for all the murder, they always seem to pop right back anyway.

Murdering zombies with plants.

One could say it's zombies vs. plants!

Killing the queen (chess)

removing the stairs on the pool, and let my sims cant get ou tof the pool till they die (the sims)

Nothing because no one's alive anymore - gtfo Animal abuse and slavery - Palworld

Killing mr house

Polluting and extracting every raw resource for my own benefit, mindlessly destroying the native alien population as they attempt to stop my destruction of their land.

Playing cards...? It was solitaire 😅

Spreading Managed Democracy, whether they want it or not!

Throwing bombs from my go-cart at other people on go-carts does sound rather reckless!

Heresy. Warhammer 40k Rogue Trader.

Breaking and entering, vandalism (not my fault, ghosts are dicks), and possibly framed for murder (again, ghosts are dicks).

Blasting a bunch of bad guys in Rainbow 6: SMOL…

I beat up a gang of criminals as twinkified pinnoccio

Inappropriate construction of a factory.

(Satisfactory)

Repeatedly murdering the same small group of heroic individuals on ritual meat hooks at the direction of an eldritch being

Growing produce and processing various materials down into oxygen.

Driving my mostly broken car badly as the door pops open when I shift into drive.

Caving a green wyvern skull in with my big hammer that I made of the bones and flesh of another

Guilty of killing a prince that had become to become a giant toad due to a curse.

(Witcher 3)

Obliterating the natural resources of a small island for a couple of golden walnuts

Sneaking into a hotel room to steal cutting edge military tech with a terrorist conscious locked inside of it from the rebellious son of a CEO who had already stolen it from his own father's company to sell to his fathers competitors..

...also I was wrongfully accused of the resulting patricide when the CEO confronted his son regarding the stolen tech.

Shooting people with ink until they explode violently

Throwing darts at balloons

Murder of two mercenary teams using arrow carts, balistas and magic weapons while they siege my castle with catapults and trebuchets (World vs World mode of Guild Wars 2).

Intergalactic genocide

reckless driving

Digging out of the holy mountain. Not much of an arrest tho, Steve has orders to shoot on sight

Stacking blocks and clearing lines.

Stopping some guys who are Definitely Not Team Rocket from harassing and capturing some creatures that are Definitely Not Pokemon.

Locking my child in a chest in the basement until he dies

Various Building code violations, possession of dangerous chemicals, Code violations concerning nuclear reactors, unauthorized mining. Possibly poaching wildlife. Minecraft: All The Mods 9. I'm not very far into it yet, so there's probably a lot of stuff coming on top of that soon.

Aggressively realistic HEMA reenactments

Unlawful harvesting of jellyfish? Dave the Diver.

Blackmail. You can have your "shorts" back after I win first place at the town fair.

Solving puzzles as a robot (Talos Principle 2). That's probably illegal in Alabama (using your brain and not having a human body).

Using remote control toy cars to crush children’s dreams. And being bad at Karaoke.