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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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[–] teft@startrek.website 43 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Especially the political assassinations.

[–] Rowsdower@lemmy.ca 34 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Sisko: Who's watching Tolar?

Garak: I've locked him in his quarters.

Garak: I've also left him with the distinct impression that if he attempts to force the door open, it may explode.

Sisko: I hope that's just an impression.

Garak: it's best not to dwell on such minutiae.

[–] Wage_Slave@kbin.social 33 points 2 years ago (1 children)

"Oh c'mon. It's not like that. I just wanna talk. We can talk about anything. The internet, attractive females, the matrix, the political assassination of your favorite celebrity. Anything."

[–] Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works 28 points 2 years ago

God I love Garak episodes

[–] SatyrSack@lemmy.one 24 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Assassinations are always political. That's what makes it an assassination and not just murder.

[–] Infynis@midwest.social 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You could assassinate someone for personal reasons too. Like, if you're a professional athlete, and they're ranked above you

[–] Hank@kbin.social 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I don't like your tone. I'll pay the change in my pocket to whoever brings me the head of Infynis.

[–] Kerred@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Wasn't killing the Romulan senator though more motivated by survival than politics, at least in Garak's mind?

But then again I don't know if anyone can really know what's in Garak's mind.

[–] iltoroargento@lemmy.sdf.org 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] cloudy1999@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Just a simple tailor my good doctor

[–] HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 6 points 2 years ago

Someone who takes pride in his work.

[–] Mordachai_Shedbacon@lemm.ee 16 points 2 years ago
[–] Infynis@midwest.social 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Should have made the cartoon character bald

[–] misterundercoat@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] nutbiggums@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago

One Starfleet officer's conscience

[–] Corgana@startrek.website 5 points 2 years ago

I've seen this meme 1000 times and I upvote it every single time.

[–] undeffeined@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 years ago

Don't really know the context but still made me chuckle, good meme!

[–] Anonymousllama@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

An effective strategy though!