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This title is another fat joke
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The police already have all the morbidly obese and immobile shooters
In jail, right?
They do occasionally visit jail.
The morbidly obese and immobile shooter is the police officer that is sent to stop the active shooter.
Source: Jon Benjamin Has a Van
To top it he was jerking off under the blanket.
Which explains his face at the end.