This sounds fun.

No clue what it'll be but it'll certainly be rad.

Lord help me

I'll get bludgeoned to death by the barbarians after they realise I can't actually yodel but just give academic lectures about yodelling. So I'm not even useful for keeping people entertained.

I'll distract the raiders with my amusing vanity plate.

I think I'll be alright

Man I'm fucked

I'm either slapping people to death with a broken 40' tv; or i am using screen shards as knifes. Prefer the first one tbh.

As The Crazy Game Master, I'm not the one dying.

Everybody else? Roll for Initiative.

I'm too cool to die >:3

I feel like 320 of them could do at least some damage

I guess it really depends on how evolved it is

I'll have a friend 😻

I last long, I cast spells

Oh. I think I'll be fine.

How does that work if your name isn't a verb or noun?

I win(d)

I’m a c-shaped knife, basically a sickle; At least I can go down swinging .

Heh

Tie them together into 5 sets of nunchaku

You tell me...

Invisible hands slapping heads from the sky I guess.

My name saves me because they recognize me from all my comments made before the apocalypse and wanna hang out.

Idk I have no idea what TxzK means

I guess I’m going to be disappointing people to death…?

Oh hai mark

Mine is how I flavored my paladin's Spirit Guardians, so everything within 15 ft of me takes a boatload of shiny damage and walks slowly... Think I'm in good shape, if very lonely

I think I'm safe

I'll use it to fix the hyperdrive and gtfo.

I'm pretty sure I'm going to live forever in this scenario. I'm basically magic.

Depends on you

My name is literally just burger but switched, and a funny E at the beginning.

So ig I just have an opposite burger? Idk how that will help XD

I got high on my own supply

I may or may not make it, but Harold is a pretty hip dude. Gonna habe a good time at least.

Don't worry, I'm a doctor. This is where the weevils are SUPPOSED to go.

I think I'd do fine

Guess I'm bringing engineering back into the post apocalyptic world.

my paws can inflict equal amounts of pleasure or pain, so I have that going for me at least