Either I have brain rot or have become really jaded to the republican anti-trans agenda (probably both). I fell for the title for about a second.

Ron looks sad. He must have an innie.

I love The Onion.

This would be a strong entry for a "Onion or not?" drinking game

A trans man would have an unfair biological advantage in politics

Pretending this would phase them as if these freaks wouldn't love to whip their dicks out for hog fanfare

I had to squint hard to see if this was nottheonion

Ah, but who checks the genitals of the genital checkers? How do we know that they're not all just in on it?!

@seahorse That is fucking hilarious. Hope the boy’s turtle doesn’t go back into its shell

Am I reading the title right?

Edit: got woooshed but I wouldn't be surprised if it were true. 😅🤣

just a little package check on the way in, nothing to worry about

I assumed this was a bit, but I really can't deny how possible it'd be as a performative stunt for the leading GOP nazis to do something like that in the near future as a "see? The fundamentalist police state isn't that bad!"

I think the only reason it hasn't happened yet is that the GOP nazi leaders are too fragile to even go through a single performative gesture that might make them uncomfortable, even for a political end. Yet.