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[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 119 points 2 years ago (88 children)

A: That good boy had many baconz

B: Pet pigs are awesome

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[–] herrwoland@lemmy.world 67 points 2 years ago (22 children)

If dogs go to heaven, then what do they eat there?

[–] muntedcrocodile@lemmy.world 58 points 2 years ago

Doggy heaven is squirrel hell its a very efficient system.

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Vegoon@feddit.de 12 points 2 years ago

Labrador meat is premium, it really has to be heaven https://www.elwooddogmeat.com/meet-the-dogs

[–] Semjaza@lemmynsfw.com 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Would anyone or anything in heaven eat? Hunger is but a manifesting of the unimmaculaticity of flesh.

[–] eatthecake@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Well done. A google search results in zero hits for unimmaculaticity.

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[–] cumskin_genocide@lemm.ee 35 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Do you think murderers and the murdered get together in the afterlife to joke about it

[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago (2 children)

If God is real then he's a sadistic psychopath who would make it a reality show format.

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[–] PlantDadManGuy@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago (37 children)

I mean presumably they go to different places... I guess soldiers might.

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 13 points 2 years ago

To be fair, you had that ceasefire in Christmas 1914 where British and German soldiers decided to stop fighting and play football together

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[–] Guntrigger@feddit.ch 29 points 2 years ago (4 children)

ITT

Commenter 1: I love killing and eating one of those animals of similar intelligence and sentience! So sad the one I don't eat is sad.

Commenter 2: I don't understand the downvotes

[–] droans@lemmy.world 28 points 2 years ago (1 children)

"Hardly anything is evil, but most things are hungry. Hunger looks very much like evil from the wrong end of the cutlery. Or do you think your bacon sandwich loves you back?"

[–] Guntrigger@feddit.ch 12 points 2 years ago (13 children)

I didn't realise people ate bacon sandwiches out of pure necessity.

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[–] v4ld1z@lemmy.zip 14 points 2 years ago

It's called cognitive dissonance

[–] Aux@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago (4 children)

I love eating all animals. They all should have the same rights to become a dinner. Stop opressing dogs and their rights!

[–] Bobmighty@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (4 children)

Humans are animals. The rich look about ripe enough.

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[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 24 points 2 years ago

Am I the only one that thought it was Wilbur missing Charlotte?

Pig: What's a human?

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