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[-] MTLion3@lemm.ee 26 points 1 year ago

But like for real tho. That’s fucked up 🤣

[-] Sagethefolxhero@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

they didnt adopt stuart little in the original, the mom gave birth to him

[-] idunnololz@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago

How does that even work? Did mom fk a mouse?

[-] holycrap@lemm.ee 17 points 1 year ago

With Jesus all things are possible.

[-] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago

I know nothing about the book, but based purely on your statement, I'm going to go forward with the assumption that it takes an unexpected left turn when the mouse is revealed to be an analogue for Christ, leading up to his death and resurrection which kicks off his march back to the orphanage to lead a new Children's Crusade.

[-] LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.one 4 points 1 year ago

New Christian spinoff of Stuart Little just dropped

[-] laffytaffer@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago

Even weirder, Stuart isn't a mouse. He just looks like one.

[-] ryven@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 year ago

I mean, that's for sure what I'd tell you if I fucked a mouse.

[-] candyman337@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago

He was a moused sized human

[-] Transcriptionist@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Image Transcription:

A photo of Frodo Baggins from The Lord of the Rings with someone standing behind him, their hands on his shoulders, and a disgruntled look on his face. The caption above the image reads: The other kids at Stuart Little's orphanage watching a family adopt a rat instead of them:

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