990
(page 2) 50 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[-] DudeImMacGyver@sh.itjust.works 10 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I pick a duck: Nobody said it had to be a challenging fight plus duck is delicious.

Bring it on you rapey bastard!

load more comments (4 replies)
[-] nucleative@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago

What's the women's version of this?

Which of your friends do you think is cheating?

load more comments (1 replies)
[-] Maggoty@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago

The answer is a lot smaller than most guys think.

A lot. There's a lot of animals that have learned to fear us only through our tools.

That said, a group of buddies could just walk some pretty large animals to death.

load more comments (3 replies)
[-] Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works 9 points 9 months ago

Used to work with a guy who was fully convinced he had like a 90% chance of winning a fight bare handed with a mountain lion. 100% if he has a pocket knife...

load more comments (4 replies)
[-] tacosplease@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago

I like my odds against most things the size of a large raccoon or smaller. Most things larger than that would probably smoke me.

[-] FleetingTit@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago

If I could turn off my empathy and love for animals I think I could defeat a Husky, maybe a German Shepard or similar with a kick to the head.

A single sheep? Maybe, if it's not a mother. Goat? Fuck no. Anything larger than that and I have no fucking chance. Perhaps I could scare a deer, but that's it.

load more comments (5 replies)
[-] CodexArcanum@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago

Anything! Do I get guns? No? Oh well then nothing, nm.

load more comments (4 replies)
[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago

I'm pretty weak so I don't know... a vole?

load more comments (1 replies)
[-] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 7 points 9 months ago

This question always trips me up because life is random. A human would probably win against a rat 99.9% of the time. But there is that scenario where the rat happens to bite in just the right spot and you bleed out. Same thing would happen in the inverse. Would a human beat a wolf, improbable. But there is that scenario where the wolf gets its neck too close to a human who goes primal and bites down and rips out as much as possible.

Myself? Maybe a dog if it was never trained to fight or defend.

[-] N_Crow@leminal.space 7 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

A Jaguar... BUT ONLY with preptime and if I get a 10m distance at the start of the fight. Otherwise I admit I'm just dead.

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

Does it have the CD-ROM add-on that looks like a toilet and doesn't work most of the time?

load more comments (2 replies)
[-] topperharlie@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

If the animal is bigger than my pinky finger I would probably just run the other way, so I hope I don't get asked this.

This doesn't mean that at that size or smaller I would win, just that we can start talking about it.

[-] robocall@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

I think I could take on a coconut crab but may lose some limbs to do it.

[-] Etterra@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

I have successfully defeated several small fish and rodents over the years, and numerous insects.

load more comments (3 replies)
load more comments
view more: ‹ prev next ›
this post was submitted on 21 Mar 2024
990 points (98.0% liked)

Lemmy Shitpost

27182 readers
4531 users here now

Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

...


2. No Illegal Content


Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

...


3. No Spam


Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

...


4. No Porn/ExplicitContent


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

...


5. No Enciting Harassment,Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

...


6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.


-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

...

If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


Also check out:

Partnered Communities:

1.Memes

2.Lemmy Review

3.Mildly Infuriating

4.Lemmy Be Wholesome

5.No Stupid Questions

6.You Should Know

7.Comedy Heaven

8.Credible Defense

9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


Reach out to

All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS