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[-] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 37 points 7 months ago

I rate it scrap metal to be melted down immediately.

[-] zaphod@feddit.de 19 points 7 months ago

Looks like a fork that was made from a knife, wouldn't-put-into-my-mouth/10.

[-] MrPoopyButthole@lemmy.world 18 points 7 months ago

This is obviously a disguised snake

[-] Mr_Fish@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

Maybe even a 'sneaky snake'?

[-] skylestia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 7 months ago

why does it make me uncomfortable

it's like an uncanny valley fork

[-] RandomVideos@programming.dev 17 points 7 months ago
[-] dopeshark@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

Fahrenheit equivalent of the "1/10"

[-] RandomVideos@programming.dev 1 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

1/10 is 0.6 bigger. The equivalent would be about -5/10

[-] Zozano@lemy.lol 16 points 7 months ago

images-3

If this guys hand was a fork.

[-] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 16 points 7 months ago

Dude requests his burger is cut in half and served on a fancy burger plate, either doesn't use a tray or ditches it after carrying his order to his table. Then, he removes the lid from his small CcoCdlc, removes the straw from the lid, tosses the lid and sticks the straw into his extra large fries and adds an extra long coffee stir stick for good measure.

Then he lights up his smoke and looks confidently into the camera beside the oddly behaving smoke, knowing that if he can use a fancy vest to get around the no shirt no service rule, he can do almost anything and that whatever a Modlidani is, you can see its letters clearly despite everything else around it being blurred.

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[-] Caboose12000@lemmy.world 12 points 7 months ago

-10 out of 5. oh what a terrible day to have eyes

[-] Classy@sh.itjust.works 9 points 7 months ago

Kind of reminds me of a pic I took last night of my snake mid-meal

[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago
[-] Classy@sh.itjust.works 4 points 7 months ago

She said thanks!

[-] MewtwoLikesMemes@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago

Thanks, I hate it.

[-] UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee 8 points 7 months ago

Eyyyy I can finally give my forks a good, long lick

[-] irreticent@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

For some reason your comment reminded me of Salad Fingers.

[-] UnculturedSwine@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

That was a treat for the fingers!

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[-] dirtySourdough@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago
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[-] Xanis@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

This reminded me of something and for the last minute or so I couldn't have said what, and then it hit me:

This is how You draw hands.

[-] fl42v@lemmy.ml 6 points 7 months ago
[-] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 2 points 7 months ago

Lesbian, Gay, Trans, Messed-upFork?

[-] fl42v@lemmy.ml 2 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

"Looks good to me". Typically seen as a pull request comment, and pr's are often (mb even always) forks at the beginning of their lifetime :)

[-] BlueMagma@sh.itjust.works 2 points 7 months ago

I always thought this meant "Let's Get This Merged" 😄

[-] dopeshark@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

Fork from Omega Mart

[-] taanegl@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

What evil have you wrought upon my feed?

[-] Roflmasterbigpimp@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago
[-] MMNT@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

I'll need more context? What is it supposed to be used for? Entré, dessert, stabbing your enemies?

[-] bigkahuna1986@lemmy.ml 5 points 7 months ago

Maybe ruling the seven seas?

[-] Assman@sh.itjust.works 3 points 7 months ago
[-] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago

How the fuck is a snail supposed to hold a fork??

[-] Assman@sh.itjust.works 2 points 7 months ago

Snail arms? You know they have arms under the shell right?

[-] JimboDHimbo@lemmy.ca 5 points 7 months ago

Melt it down for pissing me off and throw it in the trash.

[-] nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 7 months ago

looks like a blacksmith's first attempt at a fork

[-] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 5 points 7 months ago

Why's it look like a foot?

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 4 points 7 months ago

I feel like it's meant specifically for crab and lobster.

[-] wolfpack86@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

It looks like a wannabe of a set designed by Arne Jacobsen.

[-] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

Looks like a good stabby fork but not so good scoopy fork.

[-] foxes_and_stars@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

The coke fork.

[-] A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl 3 points 7 months ago
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[-] SmilingSolaris@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

Now hold on guys. This may not be a cereal bowl fork, but it's got uses. Cheese fork. Get that smoked square Gouda box and use this instead of a tooth pick. Bigly, I want it.

[-] FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 1 points 7 months ago

If it aint' for shelfish it's a bad fork.

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