Eat the rich
With a little sauce and some seasoning
Naw, enjoy them simply. They're well-marbled from all that nothing they do.
Its probably more ethical than eating cows🤷♀️
And healthier
"Life-long loafer". Ironically enough if there ever was a fitting description of the guy in the top hat, that is it.
Even the propaganda. Life long loafer? Was he really homeless for life or did the rent keep going up and his factory shutdown? Also loafer? Yeah pay me to do things otherwise I'ma loaf 🍞.
What the loafer should have done is stab the other two men, taken their clothes and identities (drivers licenses weren't invented yet) and just assume their life. If they were rich enough nobody would dare challenge him.
Wait a tic, you aren't Lord Montblanc!
HOW DARE YE (/SLAP) YOU ARE FIRED GET THIS MAN OFF MY PROPERTY, GEFFORY.
It's Jeeves, sir
THATS WHAT I SAID. GEFF..EVES.
Giving people who would otherwise be destitute in old age money so they don’t die in the streets?
FUCK YOU! I WORKED HARD TO BECOME THE CEO OF THE BUSINESS I INHERITED FROM MY FATHER! IT’S MY MONEY!
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