Any new updates or is the screenshot from today? Because I doubt it.
He's still dead. Sorry to inform.
Heartbreaking
Check the page tomorrow. Maybe different?
Sounds good. Thanks
Wait! He's-
No... false alarm. He's still dead.
Breaking news! In Forest Lawn, Glendale, a video crew set up to record the secretly planned reawakening of Michael Jackson. After an interview Michael Jackson belaboured that he is no longer the king of pop, but a lich king. When the interviewer asked what that was, the undead Michael Jackson called him ignorant - and then ate his face.
Thriller did warn us.
Typical Michael Jackson.
Hipster MJ was a lich before he was undead.
Had the hipster hat too.
“Updating our top story for tonight, Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead.” — Chevy Chase, Weekend Update
... Dammit now I have to do Anarchist Spain in HOI4 again
Get fucked, Franco, you suck at encirclement!
When he rises from the grave, we will all be happy this account is out there doing its job.
thriller starts playing
A bizarre bit
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