Disclaimer: I am not a metalhead. I know nothing of Party Cannon’s works. Only that someone uttered, “Fucking Party Cannon” upon seeing this flyer.
Think of how much they wasted on color posters just for fucking Party Cannon.
Some accountant: “not so fast”
Party Cannon rocks! I took my daughter to a show here recently. It's a fun show with lots of inflatable pool toys... And pushups. (Honestly, you don't need to be a metal head to enjoy the show and it's very unique.)
We got to see them in a tiny venue too so it was super personal. The lead singer personally sold my kid a tee shirt. ;)
This has to be a fan made thing, right?
Here is an alternative Piped link(s):
https://piped.video/watch?v=qsuNP6M4J3Y&t=19m24s
Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.
I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.
10/10 marketing strategy, I'm definitely going to check them out
No Altars and Wolf King need to step up their game.
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There, did it for them.
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We're Party Cannon and we're here to do 3 things: lower your IQ, get you hit and increase you sex drive!
This next song is about my favorite gender neutral thing: eating ass. This one's called Nauseating and Unpalatable!
Here is an alternative Piped link(s):
https://piped.video/PUpRFK0n3Ww?si=aBFayHljHOLKgwC3
Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.
I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.
I wish their music was like plonky circus music, but with the evil devil screaming metal lyrics laid on top and the band itself came out dressed like bright, colorful clowns.
Also: Does one of those say "Alter Beast?" Like the video game?
For the first bit, you'd want Clownc0re.
Second bit, yes, top right of the right-most side.
The video game was "Altered Beast".
That's if you're refering to this https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Altered_Beast
It is. The text looks pretty similar. Just add more spikes behind it and remove the "ed." I wonder if it was their inspiration?
Their original name was 'Gary Busey Amber Alert'. So, maybe?
I've been searching articles and I can't find anything about why they chose that name.
EDIT: See, I knew if I made a post about it, I would immediately find the answer.
"Their name is an obvious reference to Altered Beast (1988). Michael Alvarez would later go on to use "Rise From Your Grave" as a song title in Flub."
Pro tip, Acid Bath's "When The Kite String Pops" is also not that.
Though they do have a song about Dr Seuss.
Party Cannon looks like a spin-off of the defunct toys-r-us
Come to Canada, we still have Toys'r'us
What the fuck is toys 'tism?
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My local one burned down in a fire started by a child messing with a toy that had batteries if I recall correctly
Not going to mention location because I don't want to dox myself
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Rule: You must post before you leave.
