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[–] xantoxis@lemmy.world 76 points 2 years ago (1 children)

If I was this guy I'd be pretty disappointed with teachers, too

[–] keyez@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

If they could read I'm sure they'd be angry with that reply

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 31 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] skyspydude1@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I hate this was my initial thought too. I feel like such a degenerate uwu

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

... I feel like a degenerate for knowing a specific comic about "knot the teacher"...

!scappo!<

[–] skyspydude1@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Does this comic involve econ lessons?

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 years ago

I believe it does.

[–] TastyWheat@lemmy.world 25 points 2 years ago

Guarantee this guy's teacher used to hand back his assignments face down.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 16 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (5 children)

Okay so here's the new rule. When posting something on the internet you should be required to spell at least 20% of it correctly. If you cannot match that milestone then perhaps you shouldn't be allowed access.

[–] quafeinum@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

He’a just tainting the GPT training data.

[–] ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

My drunk self is a pretty good speller. Incoherent ramblings, but all properly spelled and punctuated (best I can tell).

Got anything stronger?

[–] WhatAmLemmy@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I see no problem with this. You're cleared to continue drunk posting.

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 years ago

Nah, there should just be a test before you are allowed to be on the internet.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Great idea. That would flush half of Facebook down the toilet and the world would only be better for it.

[–] JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee -1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I think you're not being serious, but in case you are, this should not be the case as it would unfairly discriminate against those learning English as a second language, or with a language disability. It would also be unable to enforce on the whole internet, just specific sites.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

There are aliens from alpha centauri with a better grasp of the English language in this idiot

[–] HopingForBetter 3 points 2 years ago

They're inside this idiot?

Must be very tiny aliens.

[–] Certainly_No_Brit@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Is that some new teenager speech or very old english?

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 41 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That's "doesn't have two brain cells to run together" speech. I have a fake white supremacist Facebook alt where I report all my Nazi friends posts on Facebook and get them banned, and the Klan is PAINFUL in its stupidity.

[–] squeakycat@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Ohhh that's a neat idea. Maybe I should do that....

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

It's been a hell of an experience. My God they are exceptionally stupid.

[–] ItsAFake@lemmus.org 9 points 2 years ago

Nope, that's a very very old teenager typing.

[–] Starkstruck@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

I'm getting boomer who has a max of two braincells desperately trying to write their incoherent thoughts vibes.

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 years ago

No, it is just typed by someone who clearly doesn't understand the importance of teachers.

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 10 points 2 years ago

This post is incredibly ironic, lol

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 2 years ago

I oppose you having an opinion on the internet.

[–] Vigilante@lemmy.today 4 points 2 years ago

The computer taught them well it seems and now time for it to teach their kids

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I see no indication that he's a member of the KKK.

[–] Hikermick@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

It's the only organization he could spell plus it's all caps so of course he joined