I'd go to school if... (startrek.website)

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[-] joyjoy@lemm.ee 23 points 8 months ago

You'd flunk out of starfleet academy.

[-] milkisklim@lemm.ee 11 points 8 months ago

Yeah. Boothby would be a terrible janitor

[-] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 6 points 8 months ago

MFer keeps tracking potting soil in the lecture halls.

[-] VelvetStorm@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

I wouldn't even pass the entrance exam.

[-] Jaccident@startrek.website 1 points 7 months ago

Implying you’d just sit in the test room as instructed, while as far as you know, a bunch of people die in the corridor outside.

[-] VelvetStorm@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

Yes, that's exactly what I would do.

[-] Streetlights@lemmy.world 14 points 8 months ago

So my teachers are...plutocrat, terrorist, part-time terrorist, blogger, war criminal, twink, ancient sex-changing slug, sentient mud, and he-who-must-suffer...?

What am I learning here?

[-] DoctorSpocktopus@lemmy.ca 11 points 8 months ago

Life skills 😎

[-] OsaErisXero@kbin.run 5 points 8 months ago

Vital information for your every day life.

Obviously.

[-] Jaccident@startrek.website 2 points 7 months ago

Shit, I went to regular schools and still managed to major in “He-Who-Must-Suffer-nomics”.

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