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[-] imPastaSyndrome@lemm.ee 194 points 7 months ago

When licenses MEAN nothing I PAY for nothing yarrrr

[-] CaptainSpaceman@lemmy.world 54 points 7 months ago

Do what you want cuz a pirate is free

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[-] ramble81@lemm.ee 127 points 7 months ago

To the people in this thread saying “don’t buy lifetime”, how is that any different than a perpetual license? Your alternative is subscription based… I’d definitely prefer perpetual to subscription.

[-] knightly@pawb.social 148 points 7 months ago

Software companies don't want you to know this, but the open-source licenses on the internet are free. You can just take them home. I have 458 apps.

[-] Natanael@slrpnk.net 33 points 7 months ago

Rookie numbers, I have 307336924 cloned repos

[-] CaptainSpaceman@lemmy.world 27 points 7 months ago

There is always another way

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[-] Chocrates@lemmy.world 30 points 7 months ago

Yeah but for software you want it to work and sometimes need help, when you steal that software you are often on your own. In open source, there is nearly always an open alternative that comes with community support!

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[-] DrDominate@lemmy.world 17 points 7 months ago

But they were all decieved, for another license was made. Forged in secret.

[-] plz1@lemmy.world 112 points 7 months ago

The only time I ever fell for a "lifetime" software purchase was back when Trillian (the IM client) was popular. That lasted less than 5 years. Then they released "Astas", which was just a UI refresh, but they treated it like it was a whole new company and product. "Lifetime" is always a scam.

[-] ShortFuse@lemmy.world 55 points 7 months ago

I'm enjoying my Plex one and Nexus Mods. The latter one was in 2013 and cost me $40. Today the yearly subscription is $70.

[-] criitz@reddthat.com 43 points 7 months ago

I got a Plex lifetime sub back in the day. They never got rid of it, but they did enshittify the product out from under me.

[-] asbestos@lemmy.world 30 points 7 months ago
[-] neo2478@sh.itjust.works 14 points 7 months ago

I tried it, but not only does the experience not feel nearly as polished, the performance is much worse than Plex in my experience.

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[-] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 27 points 7 months ago

What do you mean? It was lifetime - lasted for the lifetime of the product.

Ohhh you thought they meant YOUR lifetime! Ooopsies

[-] RobertoOberto@sh.itjust.works 15 points 7 months ago

If you read the fine print, many "lifetime" warranties are like this too. They mean the "lifetime of the product" which is usually defined in the same fine print as like, 5 years or some other bullshit timespan.

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[-] spencer@lemmy.ca 15 points 7 months ago

Honestly the way I always look at it is just take the lifetime cost and divide it by the yearly cost and if I think the product/license deal will exist for that long (and I’ll use it for that long) it’s worth it otherwise not. Like, I have lifetime Plex and frankly I don’t expect the, to exist forever but I like the premium features and I’ve had lifetime for long enough that I’ve saved money.

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[-] umbrella@lemmy.ml 81 points 7 months ago
[-] tsugu@slrpnk.net 71 points 7 months ago

GIMP or Krita might not be up to the standard as Affinity and Photoshop are, but at least while perfecting my skills in GIMP, I don't have to worry about having to find a different software because a random company purchases it.

[-] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 36 points 7 months ago

I really wish I liked gimp but I hate it so much. It's so unintuitive it actually hurts every time I use it

[-] tsugu@slrpnk.net 27 points 7 months ago

That's what I used to think as well actually. I opened it, saw the airplane control center, and closed it. But then I volunteered for editing a photo for my school, and I had to learn how to effectively create borders around the text, as I would have to makes a lot of changes to them. So I searched and came across this video. And then I understood that GIMP is actually a really powerful tool, you just have to learn how the developers intended you to work with it. Admittedly, having to use the drop shadow feature for text borders is pretty retarded, but it lets you fine tune the how the end result will look.

[-] fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com 25 points 7 months ago

Yea, people don't like it simply because they're not used to it.

For instance, Cntrl-A, select all. Cntrl-Shift-A is a way more intuitive way to deselect all.

It's the same reason people complain about OnlyOffice, which is stellar.

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[-] Schadrach@lemmy.sdf.org 71 points 7 months ago

Nah, your lifetime license will be fine. They'll just slightly rename the products, release them as "entirely new, unrelated products" and cease updating it under the old name. You can still use the old, never updated product in perpetuity, if you want...

The first time this happened to me was a MUD client of all things. zMUD discontinued, check out the new cMUD! Also available with a lifetime license just like zMUD was!

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 18 points 7 months ago

It's not uncommon to do what you said, but to also kill the old product so that they're not available any more. Sometimes it's the exact same product, but with a different name.

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[-] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 55 points 7 months ago

I'm still crazy salty about when I invested ~$250 to get the Substance Painter + Designer suite, and got the "We'Re JoInInG tHe AdObE fAMiLy wooo!" Email....

Followed by the "Don't worry we'll still let you get indie licenses" email...

Followed by the "It's gonna be subscription only but you can still keep the never-will-be-upgraded indie version we're discontinuing."

How can the likes of Adobe and Autodesk be so garbage and yet everything they taint with their miasmal existence is or becomes "InDuStRy StAnDaRd"? At this point I refuse to touch Adobe stuff partly because their membership is harder to quit than a gym, and the rest is just out of sheer spite.

I just refuse to use commercial creative software at this point. The blatant rug pulling is just expected now.

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[-] Flappyturd@lemmy.ml 48 points 7 months ago

I bought a lifetime license for Malwarebytes back in 2012 and I'm shocked that they still honor it to this day. I feel like it's only a matter of time before I lose it.

[-] LordCrom@lemmy.world 34 points 7 months ago

Hell, I bought a hex editor with lifetime lic back in 1996. The fucking guy answered my email and sent me an upgrade almost 30 years later. Hats off to you.

[-] UsernameIsTooLon@lemmy.world 17 points 7 months ago

I see so many ads for malware bytes that it almost looks like malware itself lol. I'm pretty sure they have a lot of money.

[-] Patches@sh.itjust.works 20 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I'm pretty sure they have a lot of money.

Yes but not all of the monies. - Every single MBA ever to curse the earth with their presence.

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[-] WaxedWookie@lemmy.world 45 points 7 months ago

Canva's UI is somehow more fiddly than Word for making edits, but they've always seemed like a pretty decent company to me.

...of course that only holds true until it doesn't - I'm looking at you, Google.

[-] AnotherMadHatter@lemmy.world 42 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I learned my lesson about 'lifetime' updates with a Tom Tom GPS unit, from the late '90s, maybe early 2000s. After about 4 or 5 years I couldn't install the latest map updates, so I contacted CS. They said, "Oh yeah, lifetime means the time of the expected life of the unit, which is 4.5 years. We don't support that model anymore. Any other questions?"

[-] nikscha@feddit.de 38 points 7 months ago

That's why open source rules

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[-] RickRussell_CA@lemmy.ml 37 points 7 months ago

What amazes me are the number of companies selling "lifetime" VPN service or "lifetime" cloud storage service with a straight face.

Like... that is TRANSPARENTLY a scam. You're literally gonna sell lifetime licenses to people with more money than common sense, until the entire system is overloaded, then just go out of business.

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[-] TwinTusks@bitforged.space 33 points 7 months ago

Not only software license, I believe any products "lifetime" comes with a lot of caveates.

Case in point, I purchased a fountain pen a decade ago, and started to leak (a crack around the threads) a few year back. The company is known for its lifetime warranty and good customer service, as per the warranty, it said if the product is defective (which I believe leaking pen body is), I am entilted for a replacement part or a new model of the same price if the pen is no longer in production. I reached out to customer service and was told, they can't supply a replacement part because the pen is no longer in production and I'm not entitled to a new model because they doesn't deem a leaking body a defect.

[-] Hylactor@sopuli.xyz 32 points 7 months ago

Why would you not name the company? If they won't protect you, you are not obligated to protect them.

[-] TwinTusks@bitforged.space 24 points 7 months ago

You are absolutely right.

The company is "Franklin-Christoph"

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[-] DmMacniel@feddit.de 26 points 7 months ago

Whelp... the Affinity Suite was pretty awesome and robust. Too bad they never did a proper linux port.

[-] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 25 points 7 months ago

Buying a lifetime license, also known as... buying.

Products aren't services.

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[-] cmrn@lemmy.world 23 points 7 months ago

I am so sick of the new age of zero ownership or protections. Instead of greedy companies losing customers, other companies just see it like “oh shit we can do that too?” and consumers are the only ones losing.

[-] darkphotonstudio@beehaw.org 22 points 7 months ago

Subscriptions, here we come! You can't trust any commercial software company.

[-] Dasnap@lemmy.world 22 points 7 months ago

I remember Pocket Casts tried to take away lifetime purchases until people complained about it and they went 'fuck it' and gave people memberships that lasted 100 years or something. They did it before they had time to rebrand it as a 'Lifetime Member' in the GUI so good on them for fixing it so fast I guess.

I love it as an app but I'm not sure what it's like for new users that can't get lifetime memberships.

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[-] merthyr1831@lemmy.world 20 points 7 months ago

even if they keep lifetime licenses for now, it's blatantly obvious how Canva plans to use Embrace, Extend, Extinguish to move people to a subscription service for newer releases.

If adobe can do it with Photoshop et al. without losing its brand reputation, then Affinity will follow suit in due course.

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[-] omxxi@feddit.de 19 points 7 months ago

I've bought VPN lifetime several times, 2 of them have disappeared, 2 are still running. On the other hand, just think about it from the company point of view, lifetime support is not a sustainable business model, so it necessarily must be a scam.

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[-] Roldyclark@literature.cafe 18 points 7 months ago

Ah damnit I love affinity. Can Someone fix Gimp already??

[-] tsugu@slrpnk.net 31 points 7 months ago

It's worth mentioning that GIMP is mainly developed by two developers. If you wish for the development to be faster, you should consider donating.

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[-] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 15 points 7 months ago

It's so great we have foss to compete with this wave of companies trying to make everything a subscription.

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 14 points 7 months ago

License means you paid us for something we'll let you use until we don't feel like it anymore.

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