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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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[–] jflorez@sh.itjust.works 30 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I’m sorry but the correct wording would be “To baldy go”

[–] AwfulWaffle56@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago

He's still my favorite Captain, bald or not!

[–] GaiusGornicusCaesar@startrek.website 26 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Last Time on Space Trek: The Next Crew "Contact Spacefleet Command. Let them know our situation." says Commander Jean-Will Crusher, a German who speaks in a weirdly British accent, talking to helmsman Geordi la Troi. "Counselor Picard, what's our situation?" he asks to Deanna Picard, the half Human half Vulcan counselor. "Captain, the crew of the Entership-C cannae take anymore! I suggest you give them a break,"

[–] preciouspupp@sopuli.xyz 15 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] nailbar@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

No subtitles available for video. What were they saying?

I only know a little German, and he refuses to help.

[–] sverit@feddit.de 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

She talks about the technical errors she made while performing and he says that it is a difficult piece and that the audience surely had not noticed.

[–] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] RojoSanIchiban@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

I know this well!

(I live in Florida.)

[–] jopepa@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Maybe it’s for a Starprise Party.

[–] DharmaCurious@startrek.website 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The attached audio is absolutely amazing. I think I'm in love.

[–] paddirn@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Star Hope: A New War

[–] jet@hackertalks.com 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That audio works, you could dub an entire episode and I'd enjoy it

[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 years ago

This reads just like "bad" starwars prequel memes

[–] blarco@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] XTornado@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Prepare for an interstellar joyride with 'Starprise Entership'! Our zany crew is boldly bumbling through the universe, causing alien side-eye and cosmic giggles. If laughter's the final frontier, we've already won the space race. Tune in for warp-speed hilarity!

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I'm lying quietly in bed trying not to make noise and now I can't stop giggling. I'm being asked why and now I have to get out of bed.

Thanks to Space Trek

[–] LemmyRefugee@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Starprise Enterskia.

[–] Ilari@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 years ago

For maximal effect, read this while listening to the Animated Series theme. It’s like the TOS theme played sideways.

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