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[-] OddrunAsmundr@lemm.ee 60 points 1 year ago
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[-] Tetra@kbin.social 56 points 1 year ago

Given all my adblockers, getting ads at all is what scares me

[-] frippa@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 year ago

Yesterday my ublock failed me and I had to watch a full 5 seconds of ads for 3 times! Fortunately it seems to work after updating filters now

[-] Tetra@kbin.social 9 points 1 year ago

See, that right there is true horror.

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[-] thanks_shakey_snake@lemmy.ca 54 points 1 year ago

Wait, did we go from being freaked out that our devices might be passively recording our speech to accepting it as the "good and normal" version of things? Cause I'm pretty alarmed at both.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

I was going to say this! Just goes to show how dangerously effective mass conditioning by unscrupulous corporations is!

Hell, a lot of people think that caring about data privacy and -security AT ALL is for losers unless naked pics are involved 🀦

[-] bi_tux@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

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[-] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 year ago

My favorite counterargument is asking these idiots if they close the toilet door. Because if they don't want people to watch them shit, then they probably are hiding some suspicious stuff.

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[-] Pipoca@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Your devices recording you is something that doesn't happen.

That requires a lot of bandwidth, or a lot of battery and a little bandwidth. There's no evidence of that happening.

Honestly, the creepier thing is that they don't have to to get creepily accurate ads.

Geolocation data means they know who you spend time with. They also know their search history. They know your interests. They can look at what people who seem similar to you search for.

Plus, they serve you a lot of ads so they can afford to have a lot of misses.

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[-] HurgletOfficial@monyet.cc 39 points 1 year ago

Imagine getting ads in 2023.

uBlock Origin and uMatrix chads rise up

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[-] Gleddified@lemmy.ca 36 points 1 year ago

You get ads:

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[-] AceFuzzLord@lemm.ee 14 points 1 year ago

I genuinely feel bad for the people who actually get ads online these days.

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[-] Zerush@lemmy.ml 26 points 1 year ago
[-] newIdentity@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago

Fuck, forgot to seal the kilograms of coke in my luggage.

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[-] RojoSanIchiban@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago

What are ads?

-pihole / uBlock / Brave browser user

[-] Samsy@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Maybe addons, idk?

-adguard home / ublock / Mull browser user

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[-] AnonymousBaba@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago

you get ads

no i dont

[-] regalia@literature.cafe 18 points 1 year ago

I haven't seen ads in years lol. I'm very aggressively adblocked on every layer possible. Even down to setting my router to use an adblocker dns as a final protection layer.

[-] Phen@lemmy.eco.br 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Don't worry, those big platforms can't read your thoughts. Those ads aren't there because you thought of those things.

Because it's the other way around. They want you to buy the stuff they have ads for so they manipulate you into thinking about those things first.

[-] thanks_shakey_snake@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 year ago

So they have read AND write access to your thoughts.

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[-] weird_nugget@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

I've been doubting my sexuality lately and I freaked out when Google recommended an ad with LGBT couple on it. Not even my friends or family know that side of me.

[-] Rozauhtuno@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 year ago

Oh, it's been proven Google and corporate social medias (and Walmart?!?) can figure out that stuff before you do.

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[-] brlemworld@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

You get ads about things you have photographed. If you give Facebook image access, it will scan ALL of your photos locally. I had some photos of couches it started giving me ads for them.

[-] XTornado@lemmy.ml 18 points 1 year ago

Oh that explains the penis enlargement pills.....

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[-] recapitated@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

The function that is yourself had been approximated.

[-] TheBurlapBandit@beehaw.org 11 points 1 year ago

You get ads

😱

[-] covert_czar@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 year ago

Ad-blocker blocker blocking ad blocker in sites scares me

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[-] AbsolutelyNotCats@lemdro.id 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Can't even imagine getting a simple ad

[-] ZarbtheBard@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago

I used to get ads exclusively for cleaning supplies on this one music app I used only when I cleaned. Never talked about cleaning, just the sounds of cleaning and dishes being done. Probably a coincidence but it freaked me out enough I stopped using that and just downloaded a shit ton of music to my phone.

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[-] Sabre363@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 year ago

Something something adblock

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[-] nxdefiant@startrek.website 8 points 1 year ago

What's really gonna bake your noodle later is if you'd have thought about that thing at all if it wasn't something they were advertising...

[-] Tigbitties@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago

Google basically uses the same tricks "mind readers" do except they have a lot more information. They don't need to read your thoughts or listen in to your conversations. If you start looking at cribs online they're going to send you ads breast pumps in a few months followed by baby food makers 6 months later.

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