When you're trying to find the brown note

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brown_note

Life as a composter

"No, I actually think he's a brilliant composer, I just said his music stinks"

It’s 9AM on a Saturday And I am dropping a deuce There’s a piano sitting next me My bowels are sloppy and loose

“Maybe a bit too relatable?” - Billy Joel (probably)

Made my day 😂

Beethoven's 5th movement

Well thats one way to make a cacophony

I used to work at a recording studio in the 90s. There was a telephone in the bathroom. Once I asked why and my boss said that sometimes people needed a private place to use the phone and that when John Mellencamp recorded an album there back in the 80s, he spent a lot of his down time using the bathroom phone.

It was unknown if he did so while pooping.

Me, playing the Sims when poor.

Time for a bit of a tinkle on the ivory

Hey! The acoustics are just better in here....

And for my last movement...

Genius idea if it's a public toilet. No more need to cough to signify my occupation

Never know when you'll have a flush of inspiration.

Being shit at Juliard be like:

Beethoven famously kept a chamber pot under his piano bench

Clearly they do know when inspiration will hit, as it does for a lot of us.

Where I live I could pickup a free piano, any kind I want even grand, every day of the year. If only I had more room in my bathroom