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Hips lied (lemmy.world)
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[-] jesusrp98@lemmy.world 56 points 7 months ago

Shes the real one waka waka eh eh

[-] Klear@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago

Wish I could speak spanish...

[-] MissJinx@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

idk man, AI is crazy nowdays

[-] pythonoob@programming.dev 47 points 7 months ago

She said zamina mina eh eh waka waka eh eh. How can you doubt the authenticity?

[-] Restaldt@lemm.ee 14 points 7 months ago

Because she didnt say it with her hips

We are only able to confirm her hips dont lie

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

How do you know how she typed that message?

[-] therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip 15 points 7 months ago

Remove the reddit caption at the top and it's funny

[-] 4am@lemm.ee 11 points 7 months ago

Listen, ADA requirements also cover boomers and their need for handholding through all humor. After enduring leaded gasoline and Gallagher all those years I think we can at least show a modicum of compassion.

[-] Gork@lemm.ee 13 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)
[-] Etterra@lemmy.world 12 points 7 months ago

Me: only if you give me a lap dance in advance.

"Her:" but I'm stuck in Lagos!

Me: that sounds like a you problem.

[-] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 6 points 7 months ago

Last part convinced me

[-] boatsnhos931@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

SHAKIRA SHAKIRA!

[-] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

10 million what? 10 million pennies? That would still be $10,000 and I doubt Xavier has that kind of money laying around.

[-] tja@sh.itjust.works 3 points 7 months ago
[-] Dasus@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago

But what if it is Shakira?

You'd be kicking yourself.

It's just ten million, totally worth it.

110% Legit!!!

this post was submitted on 31 Mar 2024
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