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[-] Starb3an@sh.itjust.works 1 points 7 months ago

I'm going through a divorce and recently moved out. Went to pick up more of my stuff and had to open a jar. I bought her a few jar openers for her lol.

[-] jose1324@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

why give her more stuff

[-] Starb3an@sh.itjust.works 1 points 7 months ago

Because her birthday is coming up and we're still good friends. It's a "grow apart" divorce, not a "screaming and throwing shit" divorce.

[-] midori@lemmy.world -4 points 7 months ago

What a weird stance to take.

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